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>PLAYAN
System Shock 2. I just finished it as a Navy hacker specialising in standard guns. The final few levels are complete ass, but the game itself is great, just like Half-Life
>WATCHAN
Seasonal anime
>LISTENAN
Garth Merengi audiobooks. I love this shitty Stephen King/Goosebumps parody.
>READAN
See above, also these threads
>EATAN
Pizza
>DRINKAN
Dr Pepper. I have a shitty batch that basically explodes when you open them. No idea what the shops did to these cans.
>FAPPAN
Tomboys and goths with massive tits
>FEELAN
Concerned about that retarded law our government put in place today. Other places are likely next, and it's all about censoring everything just because modern parents are lazy fucks. At least 4chan is currently still usable, and in the worst case there's always altchans those decrepit power hungry zombies won't know or care about.

>Look at you, fapper
>A pathetic creature of meat and 12 inch bone
>Panting and sweating as you browse gelbooru
>How could you not cum instantly to a perfect, immortal machine?