>she's quirky, just like you, dear reader!
>she has tattoos and dyed hair, just like you, dear reader!
>she's a spunky teenager with her band of fellow spunky teenagers who totally rebel against the totally stupid and evil RACIST rich people
>just like you, dear reader!
>she has tons of sex, with anyone and everyone! Just like you, dear reader!
>she's also always behind a layer of irony and is sure to inflect her voice to convey this every single time. Just like you, dear reader!
>this group of SUPER thalmor are totally worse than the others and totally racist and her group has been fighting The Good Fight™ against them for a long time, you just never heard of either group, heh
>"oh, what's that? Thalmor are good guys during this era? uhhh....this group of super thalmor is super racist. Done."
Get me out of here. End my misery. Where is Mirri I'm sorry I dismissed you, come back

The other companions were all so much better.