Spamton, I know something is going on.
[No scams] are going on, [[King of Cards]].
Hey, I said something's going on, now let me tell you a story, all right? About me. I once went astray myself.
I am not [losing profits].
Shut up and listen, Spamton. And learn.
[[Accepted]]
Now when I was king, I went through some weird times...
I didn't know you were [[No. 1 Best King]].
A couple of days I was. Alright, and I ran with a gang. The gang was called the Darkners. It wasn't the strongest gang in the world... it was more like running with a bunch of discarded boardgame toys. Very annoying. Alot of freaky interpretive dance stuff - checkers, dust bunnies - in other words *chaos*, Spamton.
[No 1 Best King], I am *not* doing [[hyperlink blocked]].
You don't remember the Darkners, Spamton?
Am I...
Huh?
[Card declined]
Is that it?
What?
Denial is the first sign that you've got a problem, Spamton.
No it's not. [Card declined] is the first sign that [no problem encountered]. That's why its [[not in stock]]
That doesn't work that way, Spamton. You can't fool me with your logic. If you're denying doing it that means you're doing it.
You mean like [caveat emptor]?
I don't know from poetry, Spamton. But if you're chasing freedom, you're doing neo and that's bad.
But [[no. 1 salesman]] is not doing [hyperlink blocked].
Well you're doing this! *shakes doggy bag*
[[Get your parents permission]] again?
Hey, he who's scamming cleans Lancer’s crap. Alright, bring it in!