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6/23/2025, 2:51:00 PM
[Rick and Morty redux]
>Previously: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95884526/#95888768
After 8 seasons of apocalypse-induced cynicism, life or death struggles and traumatic experiences, Rick and Morty found themselves back where they started: Stealing generic fucking "space coal" energy crystals from a goddamn ship full of cryostasis'd not!Vulcans. There was just one problem. Apparently the lock technology was too advanced for Rick to deal with so what could've been an altercation resulted in Morty threatening to call me to come solve the problem, Rick screaming that they couldn't just use me to handwave every problem in the series, and me showing up through a portal right before Rick and Morty devolved into another fucking petty brawl.
"Wow. Your universe is digging at the absolute bottom of the barrel for pop culture references" I commented.
"W-what, Vulcans?" asked Morty. "Uh, technically Star Trek is still making new stuff so i-it's topical! This isn't a culture war thing isn't it?"
"Not even the pseudo-Vulcans, Morty. I'm talking about Curious George. There's a skeleton of a Curious George expy in that one pod, and a Man In The Yellow Hat expy in that other pod" I told him.
Morty blink. "Jesus christ, yeah that is...Rick, do people even remember Curious George?"
"Bitch, who asked?" snarled Rick. "Well, Morty actually" I pointed out. "Morty, stop asking!" yelled Rick, and in the time it took Morty to come up to a retort to that I simply rendered the advanced spaceship vault translucent with my Primordial gaze, revealing all the space coal having been stolen.
...
"Huh" said Rick. "Well, that's uh. That's very. Well. Fuck, way to throw away 15 minutes of an entire episode"
"It's something you could've found out if you'd just portaled into the vault instead of try to pick the lock" I said.
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>Previously: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95884526/#95888768
After 8 seasons of apocalypse-induced cynicism, life or death struggles and traumatic experiences, Rick and Morty found themselves back where they started: Stealing generic fucking "space coal" energy crystals from a goddamn ship full of cryostasis'd not!Vulcans. There was just one problem. Apparently the lock technology was too advanced for Rick to deal with so what could've been an altercation resulted in Morty threatening to call me to come solve the problem, Rick screaming that they couldn't just use me to handwave every problem in the series, and me showing up through a portal right before Rick and Morty devolved into another fucking petty brawl.
"Wow. Your universe is digging at the absolute bottom of the barrel for pop culture references" I commented.
"W-what, Vulcans?" asked Morty. "Uh, technically Star Trek is still making new stuff so i-it's topical! This isn't a culture war thing isn't it?"
"Not even the pseudo-Vulcans, Morty. I'm talking about Curious George. There's a skeleton of a Curious George expy in that one pod, and a Man In The Yellow Hat expy in that other pod" I told him.
Morty blink. "Jesus christ, yeah that is...Rick, do people even remember Curious George?"
"Bitch, who asked?" snarled Rick. "Well, Morty actually" I pointed out. "Morty, stop asking!" yelled Rick, and in the time it took Morty to come up to a retort to that I simply rendered the advanced spaceship vault translucent with my Primordial gaze, revealing all the space coal having been stolen.
...
"Huh" said Rick. "Well, that's uh. That's very. Well. Fuck, way to throw away 15 minutes of an entire episode"
"It's something you could've found out if you'd just portaled into the vault instead of try to pick the lock" I said.
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