I did it. I downranked to Emerald. I'm at the rock bottom right before getting to master. Gonna feel 0 accomplishment of any kind getting there after ~5 wins.

Most of my matches for the last 20 matches has been pic related. I get +7 drops to mulligan, mulligan all 4 cards, still can't play a card before turn 5. Can't even leave the match because now it tells me I get leaver penalty if I do. Actual humiliation ritual.

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