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Sorry boss, I can't check the quality on that one, im on my union entitled break. Besides, my diabetes has ruined my eyesight so I'll just say it's good anyways and get my hard earned pay check sitting around pretending I'm doing work. Also we're going on strike next week to force you to increase our pay and benefits and give us longer breaks. Oh and I'm protected by the union so you can't fire me for doing a subpar job. See you in 15, boss.