The pomp and meticulously trimmed beard are what gets me. Nothing says "I'm a man" more than spending as much time on your hair as your girl does on her makeup. I don't even know if this image is real. It looks like AI to me. It doesn't even matter though. I know guys who look exactly like this IRL. It's the kind of thing I don't know whether to laugh or cry at. How do we show these guys the light?