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>you will never play as bill & ted going back in time and giving Hitler advice so he can win the war and save western civilization

I've been writing C++ for 5 years and I have never used new/delete because all the modern C++ youtubers have me terrified that so much as typing those keywords will cause my computer to burst into flames.

>tfw didn't die for israel in my sleep so now I have to spend the next 18 hours shitposting on /ptg/