Indian officer: there are only two types of soldiers who are not afraid to die
British officer: oh, is that so? *Smacks lips*
Indian officer: yeah, one is a soldier that is lying ...
British officer: ...yh *rubs palms*, a-and the other..?¿??
Indian officer: A GOORKHA

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