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Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200296 >>149200774 >>149202445 >>149202742 >>149282885 >>149286509
/cric/
South Africa win the World Test Championship.

bad luck pozzies. KWAB.
Anonymous Australia No.149200346
YFI
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200351
YFO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200366
Pavement
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200421
toothpick arms has never been in a fight in his life and is trying to threaten chads like me behind his laptop LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200477
I'm on my phone in the Newcastle packet actually
Anonymous Australia No.149200523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Szz1bAEsI
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200563
not a sport bro
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200567
As of June 15th 2025
I can yet again, unfortunately, report no clear, observable strength gains on creatine
Anonymous Australia No.149200774
>>149200296 (OP)
need it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200933
566 POUNDS AND A MAHARISHI RAINCOAT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149200986
shut up Isaac
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149201288
someone unironically smoking a spliff outside the new Lancaster, Scarborough
Anonymous Australia No.149201574
going to bed, don't wait up for me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149201868
Will anybody ever love me? (Love me)
For good reasons, without grievance
Not for sport
Will anybody ever love me? (Love me)
In every season pledge allegiance to my heart
Pledge allegiance to my burning heart
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202070 >>149203299
Big fan of his work
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202116
he will start playing the king of carrot flowers at any moment
you just know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202193
Do you remember when we used to sing?
Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da
Just like that
Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da, la-tee-da
Anonymous South Africa No.149202445
>>149200296 (OP)
>Their knees are almost the same height.
Not sure where it went wrong for Jansen

Does his success prove that cricket is more about technique than having a strong, solid build, height etc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202742
>>149200296 (OP)
5'11 vs 6ft
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202798 >>149202882 >>149203077 >>149204475
WI are 120/0 in 10 overs against Ireland btw - for anyone in /cric/ who cares about cricket
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202882
>>149202798
smalltime
I'll wait for the bindia series to start thanks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202889
Limited overs isn't Cricket
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149202919 >>149203524
If it's played in colour
Nothing could be duller
Anonymous Nepal No.149203077
>>149202798
you're going to see range hitting in a scale you've never seen before
Anonymous Australia No.149203230
I saw a breathtakingly beautiful girl (woman) at church this morning. I've been thinking about her since.
Anonymous Australia No.149203299
>>149202070
the ipad kills it for me. he's slamming that D major soulfully, but like how many cowboy chords do you need to remember exactly?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149203524 >>149203802
>>149202919
take it you'll stop watching snooker (not a sport) then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149203778
went on a really comfy date with a Chinese girl in Lancaster this year
She was probably the one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149203802
>>149203524
snooker is a sport
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149204475
>>149202798
wouldn't be me
Anonymous United States No.149205016 >>149205112
>the new WTC cycle seems liek a reset - cumin
was thinkan the soime tbqh ngl fellas
finna boutta make a run to the local home depot
anyone want owt?
Anonymous Australia No.149205112 >>149205318
>>149205016
tartan paint fella tabla x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149205157 >>149205318
yeah I want you to read and respect the 2nd reply ITT you fat twat
Anonymous Australia No.149205230 >>149205318
meant first reply
Anonymous United States No.149205310 >>149205351 >>149205378
When's the cricket back on fellas?
Anonymous United States No.149205318
>>149205112
noice choice fella
>>149205157
ooooo heard they are fresh out fella
also
>2nd reply
>not first
soryyy, if it were first i'd have considered it ngl
>>149205230
tabla x
Anonymous Australia No.149205351 >>149205378
>>149205310
end of the week bud
Anonymous United States No.149205378 >>149218184 >>149236421
>>149205310
TIT for TAT begins this week fella x
see >>149205351
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149205437
aucklandcitybros....
Anonymous United States No.149205480
I'm back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149205711
peter turchin- end times is a brilliant but probably quite flawed book
constantly goes on about height but ignores Mexican immigration
also there is like a whole chapter justifying Russias invasion of Ukraine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149206124
Xiu Xiu- Apistat Commander

Yep
That's a song
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149206980
How come there isn't a cricketaid
Anonymous United States No.149207214
>xiu
wonder if they are related
https://youtu.be/bGeKlLmj04w
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149208446
10k on its way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149209802 >>149212961
Kino
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149210047 >>149211167 >>149212961
Ummm bros I think got toil got too cocky when it ordered I be in a grey, overheating box for literally 8 hours
No idea how this is even legal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149211129 >>149211295
>Khawaja is 38 years old
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149211167
>>149210047
if it was, you'd never have the balls to do anything about it
they own you and they know it
squeal for them little piggie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149211295
>>149211129
that's almost as old as zachy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149211904
Can't believe /cric/'s footy team got thrashed 10-0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149211997
>ah yes we totally obliterated that nuclear scientist in a precised strike we swear
*Tips fedora*
Is Israel, basically bouldering/reddit the the country at this point?
Anonymous Ireland No.149212961
>>149210047
Did you get breaks?
>>149209802
Yeah it is, it has octopus bingo!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149214248 >>149216632 >>149220566 >>149226572
I hate golf so fucking much
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149216632 >>149227038
>>149214248
why
Anonymous United States No.149218184 >>149236421
>>149205378
>TIT for TAT
qrd please
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149218459 >>149219444
>Do not let a flaunting woman coax and cozen and deceive you: she is after your barn. The man who trusts womankind trusts thieves. -- Hesiod
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149218525
Hesiod? more like He's a chud
Anonymous Ireland No.149218547
apparently if you are a chud and drive your car into a group of anti-trump protesters you will be charged with reckless driving in 2025
Anonymous Australia No.149219266
fuck off back to pol, the lot of ya
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149219444
>>149218459
>name is LITERALLY "he is odd"

couldn't make it up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149220566
>>149214248
this but the working class
Anonymous Australia No.149220746
Just saw Owen Wilson is starring in a golf movie
Reckon we do a /cric/ stream of it one night xx
Anonymous Australia No.149222276
(((neutral venue))) by the way

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK4gSq7y_5n/
Anonymous Czech Republic No.149225763 >>149225849 >>149225899 >>149227380 >>149228703
In my country, we love Test cricket
Anonymous Australia No.149225849
>>149225763
based
Anonymous United States No.149225899 >>149225988 >>149227380
>>149225763
WOW
BBBBBBAASED
Anonymous Australia No.149225988 >>149227380
>>149225899
based on what?
Anonymous United States No.149226104 >>149227380 >>149235894
umm...based on tea you can't sip, champ x
Anonymous United States No.149226117 >>149227380
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149226119
YFO
Anonymous Australia No.149226550 >>149226858
>OH AIDAN MARKRAM I'D LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE
Do Saffas really?
Anonymous Australia No.149226572
>>149214248
based
Anonymous Australia No.149226661
business idea: expand /crug/ to also encapsulate golf
my name is dave warner Australia No.149226858
>>149226550
really more of an australian thing
Anonymous Ireland No.149227000
Happy Bloomsday /clit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149227033 >>149227386
>uses vpn
>oooohhohhoh based
fucking retards
Anonymous Australia No.149227038
>>149216632
he's never been able to answer this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149227054
>Golf
Total non-sport
Anonymous Australia No.149227058 >>149227109
sorry sweaty x
Anonymous Australia No.149227093
>ai slop
Anonymous Ireland No.149227109 >>149227125
>>149227058
>professionalism being a sports requisite
Ok retard
Anonymous Australia No.149227125 >>149227187
>>149227109
t. pickleball player
Anonymous Ireland No.149227187
>>149227125
more of a pรฉtanque and badminton man myself
Anonymous Australia No.149227202
looked up pickle ball, my friend group 30 years ago made this up to play at recess using our school diaries as racquets, next they're going to invent 4 a side soccer but with a floor hockey puck and call it salami kick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149227234
yes, I'm sure you did invent it sweety, just like Australians invented wifi, have seen snow and have several funny comedians and good musicians. now let me just get your meds
Anonymous Australia No.149227253
chill out, antagonism is the behaviour of hebrews and their soldiers
Anonymous United States No.149227380
>>149225763
>>149225899
>>149225988
>>149226104
>>149226117
AMAZING
Anonymous United States No.149227386
>>149227033
u alri fellaยฟ
Anonymous Australia No.149227493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqEFhx8-CQ0&list=RDhqEFhx8-CQ0&start_radio=1
Anonymous Australia No.149227799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W74gjUIU7p0
Anonymous Australia No.149227819
fucking triple dubs, you better watch my video now
Anonymous Ireland No.149227988
I will now watch your video
Anonymous Ireland No.149228042
>beats the defence
>scores some points
why are they like this?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149228071
it would need at least triple trips for me to watch a yankboy vid tyvm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149228116
YVO
Anonymous Australia No.149228140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD9-djEuEjM&list=RDwD9-djEuEjM&start_radio=1
dis ashes finna be summin'
CRICKET
Anonymous Nepal No.149228582
Cricket's back on the menu gents
Anonymous Australia No.149228589
I regret having to inform you that T20 is not cricket.
Anonymous Nepal No.149228684
??
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149228703
>>149225763
Joke's on all of you, I was just on a stag do in Prague. You fell for my ruse!
Anonymous United States No.149229120 >>149237474
Rapichhane bowling well today
Anonymous United States No.149229160
>bowling Bhurtel
shiggy diggy
Anonymous United States No.149229286
Good last over
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229432 >>149229443
>152
Not too shabby. Fuck the Scottish cricket association for asking 9 pounds a game to watch a tri series online though. Especially after totally free ODI matches.
Anonymous United States No.149229443
>>149229432
watch cricstream me
Anonymous United States No.149229458
>One of those days
Poolapse incoming
Anonymous Nepal No.149229512
Top order Guulapse, sense a Rohit paudel 100 here
Anonymous United States No.149229579
What is this guy doing?
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229692 >>149229704
Netherlands has a genuine chocolate face on the team now? As in not a pajeet?
Anonymous United States No.149229704
>>149229692
From Sint Maarten apparently
Anonymous Nepal No.149229707
>one more wicket and thagunna comes out to bat
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229738
>titwood
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229750
GONE GOTTEM
Anonymous United States No.149229760 >>149229771 >>149248715
One more wicket and Nepal are done
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229771 >>149229780
>>149229760
if Doram keeps bowling sub 6 run overs he doesn't even need the wickets.
Anonymous United States No.149229780
>>149229771
Gordita
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229796 >>149229819
where are all these Nepali even coming from? Are there that many in Scotland?
Anonymous United States No.149229819
>>149229796
3,000ish apparently. Gurkhas and students mostly
Anonymous Nepal No.149229825
Not a lot but cricket is like a community event for those abroad for work or college
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229847
>7 from 15
not winning a T20 like that mate
Anonymous United States No.149229905
need a KC miracle to win
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229922
this Doram is a fucking beast, and I think he raps too?
Anonymous Netherlands No.149229945
>Plans to hold a European T20 franchise tournament this summer are to be shelved until 2026 because three potential owners are instead focusing on completing deals to buy team stakes in The Hundred.
this shit is just never going to happen is it?
Anonymous United States No.149229960
>Indian owned
Bound to fail
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230022
GONE GOTTEM GET THE FUCK OUT
Anonymous United States No.149230047
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230110
KC? More like KAY SEE YA
Anonymous United States No.149230128
It's over for real this time
Anonymous United States No.149230179
We are so back
Anonymous Nepal No.149230180
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230191
Klein you fucking bozo
Anonymous United States No.149230204 >>149230216
Lamichhane and Doram to bowl?
Nandan and Paudel to bat for Nepal
Zulfiqar and Dowd?
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230216
>>149230204
a single over would be the kind of event Levitt could excel at on bat.
Anonymous United States No.149230254
I apologize for anything I've ever said about Bhurtel
Anonymous Nepal No.149230256
Need rapedeep to lock in here
Anonymous Nepal No.149230282
Paudel gambling on his captaincy bringing KC here
Anonymous United States No.149230284
>Karan bowling
Anonymous United States No.149230348
That was a runout.
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230356
yo dawg I heard you liked super overs so I put a super over in your super over.
Anonymous United States No.149230375 >>149230429 >>149237474
Rapeychhane would've won that tbqhwy
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230393
>edwards to bat
that's a bizarre choice I have to say. He's good for 4s but not really a 6 hitter.
Anonymous Nepal No.149230429
>>149230375
rajbanshi will, trust
Anonymous United States No.149230457
It's over for real for real this time
Anonymous Nepal No.149230486
We're so back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149230493
scorcher today down south lads
would be a scorcher for ausflags even. dear oh dear
Anonymous United States No.149230543
Just need 3 sixes lads
Anonymous Nepal No.149230603
Lmao what the actual fuck hahahaha
Anonymous United States No.149230611
And we go again
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230613
why the fuck would you let Klein bowl in the first place, Edwards you Tongan fuck what are these choices?
Anonymous Nepal No.149230646 >>149230658
What's the rule here? If you get out in one super over can you not come and bat in the second...... or third?
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230658 >>149230720
>>149230646
has there ever even been a triple super over? I have never heard of it.
Anonymous Netherlands No.149230699 >>149237317
never had any doubts, ez win
Anonymous Nepal No.149230720
>>149230658
Someone must've thought about it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149234639
>a triple super over
associate cricket heritage
Anonymous Australia No.149235586 >>149237633
Abbott into the squad for WI
Anonymous United States No.149235894 >>149237341
>>149226104
keKkkkk
https://youtu.be/DQPy_HSLDSA
Anonymous United States No.149236421
>>149205378
soon
but also>>149218184
Anonymous United States No.149237317
>>149230699
masala habibi
Anonymous United States No.149237341
>>149235894
https://youtu.be/XVmql83s43A
meant disโ€ 
Anonymous United States No.149237474
>>149229120
>>149230375
keKkk
Anonymous United States No.149237633
>>149235586
k
Anonymous Australia No.149237674
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKZVT-fsvGO/

these brits aren't half bad, could probably open for some mid-tier australian comedians
Anonymous United States No.149237816 >>149237914
Anonymous Australia No.149237914 >>149238177
>>149237816
wake up on the wrong side of the bed fella? x
Anonymous United States No.149238177 >>149238316
>>149237914
...nh
now THis is proper British comedy ngl fella
https://youtu.be/DGscoaUWW2M
https://youtu.be/7xnNhzgcWTk
Anonymous Ireland No.149238316 >>149238374
>>149238177
Youโ€™re going to be in big trouble if I look at them and theyโ€™re Irish
Anonymous United States No.149238374
>>149238316
keKkkk
https://youtu.be/O8DB60Wj9Cg
Anonymous United States No.149240844 >>149242922
>Will from the baseball bat bros makes a fun video of him trying to his home runs with a cricket bat
>comment section is full of Australians and Pajeets UM ACKSHULLY posting him
why are you "people" like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYiybyiJ4w8
Anonymous Australia No.149242922
>>149240844
a key part thing Americans forget about cultural appropriation is that a level of respect needs to be shown
Anonymous Australia No.149243583
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKUZXiTzJLQ/
Anonymous Australia No.149244462
couple of my team have started calling me "boss"
not sure if it is sincere or mockery
Anonymous New Zealand No.149245228
can't believe south africa actually saved test cricket
Anonymous New Zealand No.149245457
Butter chicken
Anonymous Australia No.149245505 >>149245517
watching lost
Anonymous Australia No.149245517 >>149245564
>>149245505
how have you not finished it yet
theres only ~120 episodes
Anonymous Australia No.149245564
>>149245517
on s3e17
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149245699 >>149246034 >>149246118
Simply tired of life
Anonymous New Zealand No.149245776
You know what they say happy wife happy life
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149245795
bit of a problematic phrase, what about blokes who are into blokes?
Anonymous Ireland No.149245809
one of them has to be the wife or gays are never happy
Anonymous United States No.149245979 >>149245993 >>149246067
discuss
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c98pznn7z42o
also, drop yer bold predictions
tabla x
Anonymous United States No.149245985 >>149246034
btw SL and Bangladesh are playing, hello?
Anonymous United States No.149245993
>>149245979
>since 2022, they haven't lost a home series and have won a majority of their Tests.
Anonymous United States No.149246034
>>149245699
see>>149245985
Anonymous Australia No.149246056 >>149246061
not sure how bumrah gets in seeing as he doesn't have a run up and chucks it
Anonymous Australia No.149246061
>>149246056
gets injured*
Anonymous United States No.149246065 >>149246177
>BDS victim
tsktsk
*derangement syndrome
** Bumrah
Anonymous Ireland No.149246067
>>149245979
>discuss
I hope England and Wales destroy them
Anonymous United States No.149246082
umm..yh tabla for your input fella x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149246092 >>149246118
Getting dangerously grumpy at toil
Delivered such scathing feedback about management at our team meeting that one of the others in the team messaged me privately afterwards to ask if I'm ok
Anonymous United States No.149246101 >>149246182
bring some doughnuts or equivalent British sweet treats to smooth things over fella
Anonymous United States No.149246118 >>149246173
>>149246092
are you >>149245699
ยฟ
Anonymous Australia No.149246140 >>149246177
predictions:
>crawley fucks around and doesn't really ever get a good start apart from one 40
>brook battersperson of the series
>stokes milks an injury the entire series but still bats and bowls the entire time
>bashir gets discussed way too much by the commentators, doesn't really do much with the ball
>kl rahul, best battingsmen for india
>pant hits a fast century one game and then gets himself out a lot
>umpire calls bumrah for chucking and the indians refuse to play any more games, england wins by default (score was 2-0 india at the time)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149246172
>Tendulkar-Anderson Trophy
Woke nonsense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149246173 >>149246177
>>149246118
No but that echoes my sentiments
Anonymous United States No.149246177
>>149246140
see pic
but also >>149246065
many such cases
>>149246173
i c x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149246182 >>149246223 >>149246234
>>149246101
Not going to be out of pocket doing that when I am the aggrieved party
If anything, all of my colleagues who have wronged me should bring me one each
Would have a month's worth of sweet treats
Billy Stanlake Australia No.149246213
fuk israle
Anonymous United States No.149246223
>>149246182
that many huh
Anonymous Australia No.149246234
>>149246182
if everything smells like shit... iykwim haha
Anonymous United States No.149246251 >>149246281
https://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/articles/cj42rvdk2k4o
ooof
Anonymous Australia No.149246281 >>149246668
>>149246251
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Anonymous Australia No.149246282
BBL draft on Thursday fellas
Anonymous United States No.149246300 >>149246668
>that capitalization
bit troubling ngl
Anonymous Australia No.149246338 >>149246668
BBL?
Anonymous Australia No.149246425 >>149246672
>that spelling
bit troubling ngl
Anonymous Australia No.149246455 >>149246609 >>149246944
Anonymous Australia No.149246609 >>149246820 >>149246887
>>149246455
are those any good?
Anonymous United States No.149246668
>>149246338
...yh and >>149246281
>>149246300
GOTTEM
Anonymous United States No.149246672
>>149246425
GOTTEM
Anonymous Ireland No.149246820
>>149246609
Doubt theyโ€™re real and if they are doubtful theyโ€™re nice, Iโ€™d probably try one
Anonymous Australia No.149246887 >>149246944
>>149246609
dunno, it was on scrandle today
Anonymous United States No.149246944
>>149246455
saw this on the 'ol scrandle today ngl
>>149246887
JINX
Anonymous United States No.149247747
where are the two cricsters from เคนเคพเคฎเฅเคฐเฅ‹ เคจเฅ‡เคชเคพเคฒยฟ??
looks like they have the scots in a bit of a bother ngl
Anonymous United States No.149247925 >>149248115
Kek Nepal are really going for 16 overs of spin
Anonymous United States No.149247958 >>149248115 >>149248298 >>149248315
Lamichhane really having his way with Scotland
Anonymous United States No.149248115
>>149247925
>>149247958
THere you are!
Anonymous United States No.149248298
>>149247958
kekkkKk
just got dis ngl
Anonymous Nepal No.149248315 >>149248467
>>149247958
Not his first rodeo iykwim haha
Anonymous United States No.149248467 >>149248622
>>149248315
queem QUEEM haaaa x
Anonymous United States No.149248622
>>149248467
ofc it's not funny
Anonymous United States No.149248661
sagarmata brossssยฟ??
Anonymous Nepal No.149248715
>>149229760
Tends to happen a lot.
Anonymous Nepal No.149248870
Anonymous United States No.149249528
Anonymous United States No.149249602
Closer than it needed to be. Thagunna and Rupesh get dropped surely
Anonymous Nepal No.149250167
Think thagunna will be dropped, one more chance for Rupesh. Good night/day fella, hope you don't get drafted for war
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149250225
>Scotland being bowled out for 97
>Nepal almost failing to chase 98
Jesus Christ
Anonymous United States No.149250494 >>149251065 >>149251090
I'm not American
Anonymous United States No.149251065
>>149250494
GOTTEM
Anonymous Nepal No.149251090
>>149250494
Based. Forgot it was you. Send the Nepali Pepe punching jpeg again pls, lost that one.
Anonymous United States No.149251113
business idea: allow the Nepali team to play in the Ranji trophy
Anonymous United States No.149251152 >>149251442
Anonymous United States No.149251160
tabla x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149251173
Based Sebbo forgetting to turn back on his proxy
Anonymous United States No.149251217
x
Anonymous United States No.149251371
โ€ medbedev btw
Anonymous United States No.149251442
>>149251152
BASED GOORKHA
THE US ARMY NEEDS A GOORKHA REGIMEN
Anonymous United States No.149251536
Indian officer: there are only two types of soldiers who are not afraid to die
British officer: oh, is that so? *Smacks lips*
Indian officer: yeah, one is a soldier that is lying ...
British officer: ...yh *rubs palms*, a-and the other..?ยฟ??
Indian officer: A GOORKHA

BRITISH SHOCKED AND CROAKS
INDIAN OFFICER ROCKS
SHARE TO ALL INDIANS
Anonymous Nepal No.149251917 >>149255444
When I was in school, this exact conversation was said to have happened between Churchill and Hitler haha
Anonymous United States No.149251948
x
Anonymous United States No.149252693
thoughts on Tharindu, fellasยฟ
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/sl-vs-ban-1st-test-sl-s-newest-spinner-brings-two-arms-to-a-format-with-one-foot-out-the-door-1490596
Anonymous Ireland No.149253460
https://youtu.be/ZnTBCChOdRw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149254873
thread has been contaminated by the fat yankjeet with an identity crisis. sad
Anonymous Ireland No.149254945
They must've beaten Scotland again, that's nice. Best rice pudding I've ever had was at this Nepali restaurant in Brisbane used to go there for late night coffees and it was served warm
Anonymous United States No.149255444 >>149255761
>>149251917
always figured that fat twat Churchill was a lip-smacking ..ummm...type eyequeem haaa x
Anonymous Australia No.149255761 >>149255811
>>149255444
checKkkkked x
Anonymous United States No.149255811
>>149255761
tabla x
Anonymous Australia No.149255941 >>149266949
35 hours till crickets back
Anonymous Australia No.149264581
schorchies
Anonymous New Zealand No.149265308 >>149265759
drinking a beer IYKWIM
Anonymous Australia No.149265759
>>149265308
what's the point?
Anonymous Australia No.149266205
trying to get fat and retarded
Anonymous Australia No.149266396
When America sends people to watch our sport they're not sending their best
Anonymous Australia No.149266411 >>149266465 >>149272022 >>149275235 >>149286314
reelposter Australia No.149266465 >>149266596
>>149266411
whos the hapa? she's cute
Anonymous Australia No.149266596 >>149266681
>>149266465
Sara Tendulkar (Sachin's daughter)
Anonymous Australia No.149266681
>>149266596
shes got some fat tendulkars
Anonymous Australia No.149266949
Just realised the game is not tomorrow night >>149255941
Why did they push it back a day?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149266956 >>149268290
Haven't seen any of Essexs t20 blast games for a couple of weeks which is ok as they seem to have lost them all.

How are all your counties doing in the blast?
Anonymous Australia No.149266968
After their strong start, >my lancs have fallen to second
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149268196
looks like we are gearing up for some portable AC weather haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149268237
Personally don't have a portable AC so I think this might be the end of me
Anonymous Australia No.149268250
applied for putting your bedroom in the centre of youroom yet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149268290
>>149266956
Pears have been fairly dire but still have an outside chance of qualifying if we find some form and win the majority of existing games. Team selection has been odd, always gone in with one or two extra bowlers, so the batting lineup pretty much ends at 5. With Pollock a walking wicket and a few of the others not capable of big scores, it puts pressure on Dolly, Hose, and Kashif to get big scores or the team loses.

Dwarshuis is decent, but not sure why we went for an extra bowler when we've already got a talented overseas T20 paceman (Duffy) and fairly decent backup support in Taylor, Waite, and Finch, as well as three spinners. An international standard bat would have brought much better balance to the side, and given us more hope of replicating the 2018 glory year.
Anonymous New Zealand No.149268297
It was 3.8deg here this morning fuck this shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149268342
Remaining games, rather than existing games
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149268384
prefer Games-That-Will-Be myself
Anonymous New Zealand No.149268508
I would never go bouldering.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149268535
Alas, the games-that-never-were
Anonymous Australia No.149269096
saw a seal today
Anonymous Australia No.149269112
always was, always will be.
Anonymous Australia No.149269487 >>149269545
when does real cric come back?
Anonymous Australia No.149269545
>>149269487
one week and one hour from now
Anonymous Netherlands No.149271074
>scotland
lel they are getting absolutely raped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149271142 >>149276363
no need for that sort of language or imagery
Anonymous Nepal No.149272022 >>149274796 >>149278800 >>149286331
>>149266411
I'd love to tend her ulkers iykwim haha
Anonymous Australia No.149274796
>>149272022
based alpaca farmer iykwim haha
Anonymous India No.149275235
>>149266411
>tfw you will never drill Sara Tendulkar raw and make her your cum gargling whore in Wankhede stadium's dressing room then walk up to Sachin Tendulkar straight up shake his hands with your unwashed hand that reeks of his daughter's cunny juice all while you're secretly wearing her panties under your jeans.

Why even live?
Anonymous United States No.149276328
Anonymous Ireland No.149276363 >>149280153
>>149271142
I stopped watching Outlander because of that
Anonymous Australia No.149278782
woke up 8 min ago
jumped on a work call 5min ago
Anonymous Australia No.149278800
>>149272022
ikwym haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149280153 >>149284083
>>149276363
people don't realise survivors are everywhere and may be affected, including on /cric/
Anonymous Australia No.149280972
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLCaOm6I-xx/

has Jos Buttlers voice always been so soft?
Anonymous Australia No.149281195 >>149281233
how do we get more americans to watch cricket?
Anonymous United States No.149281233
>>149281195
Sell cheap beer
Anonymous New Zealand No.149281658
so there's no cricket now until the ashes?
Anonymous United States No.149282142 >>149283492
Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix.

Thoughts /cric/?
Anonymous New Zealand No.149282191 >>149282260
amanda fix is really pretty
Anonymous United States No.149282260
>>149282191
Almost as pretty as Sarah Gadon.
Anonymous United States No.149282880 >>149282893
Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.
Anonymous United States No.149282885 >>149282893
>>149200296 (OP)
Yankletics are recently deceased
Anonymous Australia No.149282893
>>149282880
>>149282885
Wrong thread fellas :)
Anonymous New Zealand No.149283143
Anonymous Australia No.149283492
>>149282142
God she's so mid
I enjoyed the downblouse tho
Anonymous Australia No.149283939 >>149284377
Anonymous Australia No.149283947
is haris rauf related to rolf harris (hope so)
Anonymous Nepal No.149283974 >>149284389 >>149297370
Umm bros?? Does this mean we're no longer broke?
Anonymous Australia No.149284002
watching lost
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284019 >>149284063
See Pope got picked over Bethell
Anonymous Australia No.149284063
>>149284019
I can understand it but it's prob pretty flip of the coin
doesn't pope score a lot of runs in County?
Anonymous Australia No.149284067
feeling lost
Anonymous Ireland No.149284083
>>149280153
Not because of personal trauma. I didn't believe he wouldn't have gone after and been consumed with revenge and so I blame the writers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284193 >>149284216 >>149285439
looks like I've finally got through the aml checks buying this flat
took about two fucking months
ridiculous country
Anonymous Australia No.149284199 >>149284251
When I was buying my apartment the bank refused to give me a mortgage originally.
Dadza called them and said he would move his banking elsewhere if they didn't give me the mortgage and then the next day it was approved.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284216
>>149284193
Probably due to the money you've been spending on dodgy shitcoins like PARSIQ, will have triggered an investigation
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284241
their toilberg got on the case
think it's because I kept ringing them and leaving moany voice messages, gave them a kick up the arse
not scared to get on the phone like certain man ITT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284251
>>149284199
I got refused by my own bank desu but a based Welsh building society approved me for the same/lower rate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284291 >>149284308 >>149284417
some retard doctor on ITV unironically just said live on TV to millions that too much protein is bad for our kidneys
should be stripped of his license immediately
Anonymous Ireland No.149284308 >>149284337
>>149284291
That's what twitter should be for, live fact-checking of public authorities
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284324
think I have been scammed on depop
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284337
>>149284308
So true
Imagine how many fatties are now going to opt for some nutritionless carbs over protein at some point
The net damage to society from that one statement
Can't event comprehend it
Anonymous Australia No.149284377
>>149283939
>Rehan Ahmed
>EN
every POTUS Australia No.149284389
>>149283974
oi guv you got a loicense for that gas
every POTUS Australia No.149284417
>>149284291
>should be stripped of his license immediately
but enough about every "healthcare professional" who promoted the vax
Anonymous New Zealand No.149284646 >>149284849
Bard
Anonymous Australia No.149284730
sachin tendulkar's slag of a daughter has big jeet tits
Anonymous Australia No.149284732
>saggin tendulkar
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284754 >>149284825
>the will smith slap was 3 years ago
wtf lads?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284779
ol toothpick arms genuinely thinks protein, creatine and doggy ED meds will have the same effect as bicep curls lmao
every POTUS Australia No.149284825
>>149284754
i forgot what event they were using it to distract the goyim from
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284849 >>149284883
>>149284646
Hello, how can I help?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284859
Considering moving cricket clubs next year if I stay in this area
Feel like I'm being messed about too much and they're taking advantage of my good nature
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284877
ol six pull ups max thinks his flab is bicep
Anonymous New Zealand No.149284883 >>149284908
>>149284849
Help your team by scoring some runs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149284908
>>149284883
Can't be arsed to anymore
Halfway through the season and I still haven't had the chance to bat in my preferred position for the team which is the right level for me at the moment
Simply not possible for me to build any sort of form in these circumstances
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285166 >>149285246
Been on Do Not Disturb all morning while I complete some critical work
Had four people separately message me with questions
Sick and tired of being treated with such disrespect
Anonymous New Zealand No.149285246 >>149285325
>>149285166
That's the problem with being good at your job. You're basically carrying the entire organisation on your muscular shoulders
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285284
35k on its way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285293
hankering for it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285325
>>149285246
You've hit the nail on the head incredibly astutely

The women and the Pakistani bloke I work with have the right idea, doing the bare minimum very badly, and taking an absurd amount of sick leave

Management also have the right idea, by picking up a pay cheque considerably larger than our own but deciding they don't actually need to know how to run our service at all, and just sit in pointless meetings all day before randomly suggesting quarterly org re-designs which take up huge amounts of time while resulting in even worse working patterns afterwards

The Hungarian guy and me pick up all of their extra work and take no leave, but get no extra reward for it (save for a ยฃ50 "reward and recognition" voucher a few times per year) and have no hope of getting promoted for our efforts (because promotion is completely divorced from actual performance), which is a bit of a mug's game really - we only have ourselves to blame

God I hate toil
Anonymous Australia No.149285342
kek imagine going to the gym and that being your persona
oh wait that's pretty much everyone that hits the gym for the firs time
sort of people that say i'm training instead of working out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285358 >>149285416
bard pockets 35k for posting on /cric/ during work hours and then another 45k for copy and pasting some 'proof reading' freetoil into an AI toil
might be the biggest irish-worcesterian fraud of all time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285367
AI tool*
proofreading myself now (realise how easy it is)
Anonymous Australia No.149285368 >>149285416
Why does Bard even work the 35k job? Surely just go all in on the spamming chatgpt 45k job
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285409
he's an extremely greedy creature
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285416
>>149285358
>>149285368
More like ยฃ44-45k for the civil service job (it was ยฃ43k but I think we just got a measly pay award) and a variable ยฃ15-40k extra from freelance toil (gone back to just one client now, and I think AI has unironically killed the market for a lot of what I was doing)
Househunting blog United Kingdom No.149285439
>>149284193
I just went the docs to my solicitor and never heard about it again, didn't seem like such a big deal if you can easily prove source of funds from something like a job

That being said I'm going to have to pull out of my second purchase. Looks like there is some subsidence we missed on the survey. Another 1-2 grand down the drain. The search goes on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285461
My toil also exists in the NHS, so had a look at their salaries for the same work out of curiosity
Looks like we're all one grade down from them - my role would earn an extra ยฃ10-15k there, and the runts I manage would earn my salary there
Might have to make the move, also get the benefits of a blue light card and being worshipped as a hero by the mouth-breathing NPC masses
Anonymous Australia No.149285502
Bethell should defect
Anonymous Australia No.149285549
Funny how we call Cummins captain woke when Stokes literally bashed some gay bashers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285822
lol
Anonymous Australia No.149285849
gay dog
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285887
at the parents house again are we zachy la? getting on that dragon quest time later m8?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149285901
completed it mate
Anonymous Switzerland No.149286156 >>149286255
Cant sleep in this heat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286182
it's an absolute scorcher here this week as well
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286226
27 degrees in redcar Saturday
might go for a parmo and pint
Anonymous Australia No.149286255 >>149286346
>>149286156
applied for a portable AC yet mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286300
>larps as a dragon in gayles
>larps as a northerner in the norf
>is actually a sussexual from sussex
Anonymous United States No.149286314 >>149286331
>>149266411
i'd TEND TO HER ULKERS eyequeem haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286330
will never be a northener but almost involuntarily did say 'nowt' the other day and it didn't seem immediately ridiculous
Anonymous United States No.149286331 >>149286579
>>149272022
OMG JINX!!ยก>>149286314
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286332
le copy another post man
Anonymous United States No.149286340
not me, but tis the highest form of flattery innitยฟ
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286343 >>149286376
sebbo you're the highest form of fattery lol
Anonymous Switzerland No.149286346
>>149286255
>portable AC
No such thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286356
a humble fan does exactly the same thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286365 >>149286497
portable ac lad tried too hard to shill it and started sounding insecure when challenged
made it really reddity in the end (see also: bouldering)
Anonymous United States No.149286376
>>149286343
x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286485 >>149286503
wish you could buy margiela gats on finance-spread over a year like deano does with a car
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286496
walking to bouldering
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286497 >>149286540
>>149286365
bouldering is intrinsically reddit and only liked by toothpick armed neeks thoughever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286503
>>149286485
oh wait you can lol
Anonymous Australia No.149286509
>>149200296 (OP)
bavuma and jansen linked up need it or keep it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286540
>>149286497
yeah whatever fat neek
enjoy the chase after work today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286575 >>149288341
enjoy the (infinite) chase of v6 after work today
Anonymous Nepal No.149286579 >>149286621
>>149286331
Great minds think alike xoxo
Anonymous United States No.149286621
>>149286579
x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149286648
>Students should be ready to be shocked and offended at university, according to the man in charge of ensuring free speech on campuses.
>Arif Ahmed, from the Office for Students (OfS), which regulates universities, told the BBC that exposure to views which students might find offensive was "part of the process of education"
zoomerbros...
Anonymous Switzerland No.149286943
Bloated af atm desu senpai ate too much food
Anonymous Nepal No.149287258 >>149296080
175 to chase, could have been a lot worse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149287282
on the kilter board lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149288116 >>149289193
my fellow wfhchad boros, a tough week is this
>got to AC'd office with half hour commute
>stay at home with no AC but no commute
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149288341
>>149286575
did thanks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149289193
>>149288116
Just live in a damp ground floor apartment and it doesn't get too hot, sorted
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149289317
>apartment
foy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149289336
bedsitty b
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149289591
seperate bedroom and living rooms can never be a bedsit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149289828
trust the plan lads
bazball is so BACK - but this time with an extra twist
Anonymous Ireland No.149289986
I'm not cheering for England but hope India lose. Baz it up
Anonymous Ireland No.149290521
I will cheer for Wales against India
Anonymous Australia No.149291142
doctor said I've got boulderers jaw
Anonymous Australia No.149291266
applied for wet on wellington yet mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149291639
Great day tomorrow sports fans
England India then lions vs Argentina
Anonymous Ireland No.149291780 >>149291810
Hope the Argies win. Might even watch it, didn't know it was on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149291810
>>149291780
The rebirth of /rug/ will be glorious my friend
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149291998 >>149292423 >>149294852
A special /crug/ on the cards perchance?
Anonymous Ireland No.149292152
Funny they're playing it here at Lansdowne
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149292423
>>149291998
Iโ€™m in
Cricket, rugby, few beers, few tunes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149293684
https://youtu.be/8XWFSueADwc?si=kXzuXBF_87F4h1RY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149294852 >>149294933
>>149291998
Fuck off, why do reddit cunts keep forcing this? rug is dead and cric is on life support, itโ€™s a fact.
Anonymous Australia No.149294915 >>149296355 >>149297522
>Marnie dropped
>Khawaja still in
what the HECK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149294933
>>149294852
seethe on countystreams
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149295854
I promise that tomorrow I will not post about how much I hate toil
It will be a day for cricketposting only, I swear on me mum's life
Anonymous Netherlands No.149296080
>>149287258
When 1 of your batters scores over half of all your runs, you know you fucked up. Doram what the fuck happened to that guy? He was stellar against Scotland and then dropped the ball hard.
Anonymous Australia No.149296355
>>149294915
utter woke nonsense
Anonymous Ireland No.149296359
Funny because almost all of the actual cricket chat is from the minnowbrosโ„ข
Anonymous Australia No.149296437 >>149297084 >>149297204 >>149297306
is this that "test" cricket I keep hearing so much about? the pinnacle of sport?
Anonymous Australia No.149297084
>>149296437
nah test cricket starts tonight la
Anonymous Ireland No.149297204
>>149296437
Closer than you think, Day 4 it's gonna crumble
Anonymous Australia No.149297306
>>149296437
The only test teams are England, Australia, Indian and South Africa
New Zealand have a provisional membership
Anonymous United States No.149297370
>>149283974
>We
Anonymous Ireland No.149297522 >>149297873 >>149300036
>>149294915
Had a think about this and I reckon this is Khawaja's last chance and Marnus isn't an opener
Anonymous Australia No.149297873
>>149297522
khawaja will play all of the ashes because the selectors are terrified of not having at least one incumbent opener for the series.
he will score 0 (zero) runs!
Anonymous Australia No.149297951
also mcsweeney needs another shot at opening soon
he got absolutely mindbroken by bumrah but he actually looked alright apart from that
really think he has what it takes once he gets a bit more confidence
Anonymous Australia No.149298656
>>149291188
>>149291188
>>149291188
NEW
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149298721
dire gimmick
Anonymous Australia No.149300036
>>149297522
are you going to watch the india England series tonight? tigers raiders should be a blow out