>>507823299
>she'll be stored under my bed in a designated case to which only I have access
Waste of money. You'll get tired of it within months and it will end up staying in the box under your bed more often than it is out. Just fuck a hooker once in a while or take a trip to Thailand. You'll actually get more value and experience out of that than you would out of an inanimate chuck of plastic you have to unpack out of a box and sanitise each time.