>>4434784
Heh.
The entire conversation is a fucking riot though, absurd like a Monty Python sketch, and it gets weirder the more you think about it. She’s also outing her sister (and arguably herself) to Niji at that point even if she wasn’t an obsessive stalker, although the retard probably didn’t think of that.
Niji’s cover is already essentially blown, a stalker outside the school would have an easy time figuring out her co-worker’s gender, especially one that gets so much inside the school right, this narrows it down to just family or class mates. More than that when you put more than three braincells together, but to be fair, no one here does that. Still, you should get at least a bit suspicious that the fanfic writer had the exact same misconception that stems from, to the best of their knowledge, just Remu’s overly enthusiastic narration that they “mistakenly” interpreted as romantic. Ammending the story because of course that giga autist wants to do that now would narrow the culprit list down to just the people sitting at the table right there and then beyond the last shred of doubt.
Then there’s her happy face proclaiming that she’s nothing like that story when everyone around her thinks she absolutely is like that, just worse (at least with sex stuff), and how that’s somehow the weirdest part in this literal real life slash fic that didn’t even bother to change the names of the people involved. Oh yeah, that part is always worth repeating and I laugh every time. She didn’t even change the fucking names.

Top tier absurdist comedy about idiots talking completely past each other.