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6/26/2025, 5:34:39 PM
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"All I asked was that you humbly accept your me-given role to be my personal entertainment, and instead you did a worse job of threatening my friends than I heard Hayami did. That's just downright rude, Luohan. And that's why I'm gonna throw a serious punch at you" said Shen, drawing back a fist.
And then, Luohan pulled out a move nobody had ever seen before to somehow deflect death itself. "Hey, cool trick! Where'd that come from, Luohan?" asked Shen. "See maybe if you just put more effort into training and less effort into blackmailing people over a PDF of my memoirs, you'd be less of a failure in life"
"WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS" declared Luohan, brimming with the unearned confidence of a man about to be smote by God himself for hubris, "IS THE LAST MINUTE AWAKENING STRAIGHT OUT OF A SHOUNEN MANGA! You fool Shen, don't you get it! I'm the main character! I'm! HIM!"
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Nobody really knew how to espond to that for a while. Shen, being an ultra boomer, slowly turned towards me and asked what a shounen manga was. Ignoring him I just silently held up a copy of JJK I had purchased for this moment and opened it to the part where Kashimo was challenging Sukuna. Pointed at Luohan. Pointed at the manga. And then pointed back at Luohan, since clearly verbal communication wasn't articulating the difference in power here.
As for Tiger Niko, he let out a mighty cry of "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WE'RE NOT MANGA CHARACTERS! THIS IS REAL LIFE! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOUR PLAN TO KILL SHEN WULONG WAS...BY RELYING ON PLOT ARMOUR AND METANARRATIVE WEIGHT?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE YOUR MASSIVE WEALTH AND CONNECTIONS TO SNIPE HIM?? WHY?!?" before collapsing to the ground. Weeping the tears of a man who had wagered his life savings on a single hand in Vegas, only to slowly realise he'd been playing with Yugioh cards all along.
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"All I asked was that you humbly accept your me-given role to be my personal entertainment, and instead you did a worse job of threatening my friends than I heard Hayami did. That's just downright rude, Luohan. And that's why I'm gonna throw a serious punch at you" said Shen, drawing back a fist.
And then, Luohan pulled out a move nobody had ever seen before to somehow deflect death itself. "Hey, cool trick! Where'd that come from, Luohan?" asked Shen. "See maybe if you just put more effort into training and less effort into blackmailing people over a PDF of my memoirs, you'd be less of a failure in life"
"WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WITNESS" declared Luohan, brimming with the unearned confidence of a man about to be smote by God himself for hubris, "IS THE LAST MINUTE AWAKENING STRAIGHT OUT OF A SHOUNEN MANGA! You fool Shen, don't you get it! I'm the main character! I'm! HIM!"
...
Nobody really knew how to espond to that for a while. Shen, being an ultra boomer, slowly turned towards me and asked what a shounen manga was. Ignoring him I just silently held up a copy of JJK I had purchased for this moment and opened it to the part where Kashimo was challenging Sukuna. Pointed at Luohan. Pointed at the manga. And then pointed back at Luohan, since clearly verbal communication wasn't articulating the difference in power here.
As for Tiger Niko, he let out a mighty cry of "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WE'RE NOT MANGA CHARACTERS! THIS IS REAL LIFE! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOUR PLAN TO KILL SHEN WULONG WAS...BY RELYING ON PLOT ARMOUR AND METANARRATIVE WEIGHT?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE YOUR MASSIVE WEALTH AND CONNECTIONS TO SNIPE HIM?? WHY?!?" before collapsing to the ground. Weeping the tears of a man who had wagered his life savings on a single hand in Vegas, only to slowly realise he'd been playing with Yugioh cards all along.
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