If December is the Knight, then why does Chapter 3 clearly show that:
>Tenna does have some sprites with a smile showing teeth lines
>Tenna has a major connection to Spamton, who talked about the Knight in the Sweepstakes
>Tenna locks lips with Spamton in a passionate kiss after they finally have a talk
>Spamton turns red and squirms as his heart beats faster and Tenna won't let go
>Tenna lets out a hot exhale of breath right into Spamton's mouth as he cups the puppet's rear with a large hand
>The exhale isn't stopping, and Spamton feels his throat fill up with warm air as he's forced to swallow
>Tenna inhales again and blows into him, feeling the ex-"mailman"'s soft, stout puppet body swell and round out
>Spamton tries to swear and wiggle his limbs, which are quickly sinking into divots on his blimped-up form
>He attempts to let the air out, but feels Tenna's gloved hands cover his mouth and back end to keep it sealed in
>his cheeks are too stuffed with air to even open his lips and try and bite the TV man's fingers
>All Spamton can do is glower in embarrassment, confusion and arousal as Tenna carefully touches the very tip of his pointy nose to his former partner's inflated body, so teasingly
>then, the CRT leans his head back and angles himself to give Spamton's creaking belly another kiss
So there are multiple pieces of in-game evidence as described above to support the possibility that Dess is not the Knight.

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Speaking of Spamtenna and Shakespeare, I thought of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and remembered their names translate to "rose wreath" and "golden star." Reminds me of a certain rose thorn-seller and TV star...