Princi-pal Hades

Age: Unknown

Species: Unknown

Quote: "Pomegranate cups put the 'fun' in 'school lfunch program'!"

School is fun! That's the philosophy of the school principal (or "princi-pal", as he insists on spelling it), who as you can see is even more insane than Medea in certain ways. His goal seems to be getting people to spend as much time as possible there, and he's got the activities calendars to back up this threat. Is he the real Hades, or just a poseur who took the name? It's a pretty poor Hell that lets all the souls out at 3:00, but he does his best.