In my 29 years of existence I have had many adventures and tribulations and heartbreaks and moments of hilarity and all of it has led up to this moment of wasting a Wednesday evening on /mlb/, watching two teams I don't even support battle in Arizona to see if the Los Angeles Ohtanis can maintain a 3 game lead in the division tonight, nursing a third beer and a jar of greying olives

I wouldn't have it any other way