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New Yorker here, this is all just flat-out fiction. We love our pizza, we know what the good places are, and you guys spend a hilarious amount of time obsessing over it (and over us) while we just sit back and enjoy it.

To paraphrase Don Draper: we don't think about you at all. Hell, I'm only posting because I'm having a couch potato day.