it to me is funny that michigan is the top and center of the whole north american continent, and mogs its limbs called the east and west coasts

>>21399199 (OP)
lmao u wish fgt. michigan is
>poor
>cold
>stupid
>innawoods
>filled with rednecks
>stupid
>poor
but they got good cheese and chocolate apparently. good cheese and chocolate. oh wait no that's wisconcin lmao kek @ ur lyfe

>>21399199 (OP)
The North American continent extends to the top of Canada and the Arctic Circle, dumdum.

>>21399212
All you did was describe both northern michigan and the entire state of ny left of NYC

Buffalo and Albany etc are just Midwestern towns who LARP as being from the big city east of them while they do beer kegs in their flannels and go rabbit hunting

I used to travel to Michigan for work. The only food I had there that I really enjoyed was the Lebanese takeout and those weird pepperoni rolls you guys have.

>>21399262
>Lebanese takeout
Michigan's baklava is outstanding along with the other dishes from Deerborn (middle eastern food).

>>21399338
I'm not much of a dessert guy but I had more grilled meat, fresh squeezed juice, garlic sauce, and baba ghanoush than I could have imagined.

>>21399262
Sounds like you went to Detroit. Michigan is a big goddamn place.

>>21399354
Livonia, actually. I explored a little, Farmington Hills, Novi, etc. Boring as fuck but there were some good restaurants hidden around. I enjoyed Greene's Hamburgers.

>>21399338
Too bad baklava is shit

>>21399199 (OP)
It's kind of funny how they took the "best" looking Detroit style pizza and the shittiest looking NY style pizza they could find and somehow the Detroit one still looks worse.

>>21399199 (OP)
>detroit trying to claim coney island hot dogs

>>21399212
If Michigan had more white trash rednecks, it wouldn't be a nigger infested shithole.

>>21399394
>any city trying to "claim" hotdogs with random toppings

>>21399401
A hot dog with chili, mustard, and onions is literally the classic coney island dog

>>21399399
don't confuse detroit/bay city with the rest of the state
actually, just go to the UP and forget everything else

Its true. Their chinese is the best too.

>>21399423
not just chili
a proper coney sauce is made with ground beef heart

>>21399393
All ny style looks the same. Poverty flop with cheap pale AIDS victim skin n cheese. Low class trash for Guido's with mullets and tracksuits praised by nu urbanite hipsters in skinny jeans who would get bullied by that very same construction worker

Absolutely disgusting, everyone outside of NY hates NY

>>21399486
Even people from NY hates NY now, if you aren't a boomer who saw it in the 70s and 80s you don't know NYC, you know an amusement park

>>21399486
Calling NY a shithole isn't really a defense of Detroit or it's pizza.

>>21399524
NYC pizza is just cheap floppy pizza
>But the good places use expensive cheese
Ok, so does every more expensive pizza place in the country. NYC style dough is nothing a baker would be proud of, it's cheap street food

>>21399427
>ny and its pizza are shit but detroit and its pizza are somehow shittier
>"NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NY IS A SHITHOLE AND ITS PIZZA IS SHIT!"
ok so we agree

>>21399562 meant for >>21399557

>>21399486
>>21399518
>>21399557
>>21399562
New Yorker here, this is all just flat-out fiction. We love our pizza, we know what the good places are, and you guys spend a hilarious amount of time obsessing over it (and over us) while we just sit back and enjoy it.

To paraphrase Don Draper: we don't think about you at all. Hell, I'm only posting because I'm having a couch potato day.

>>21399698
New Jersey pizza is just a better version of this, thinner and actually crispy.

>>21399723
I couldn't care less about NJ pizza, but I genuinely enjoy the fucked-up hot dogs around the Newark area.

>>21399730
>I couldn't care less about NJ pizza
you care enough to comment, which says otherwise. pizza is a shit tier junk food anyway

>>21399748
Faulty logic on your part. After all, you were the one that brought up NJ pizza at all; my response was merely a courtesy. Think whatever you like, although your last sentence marks you as an unbalanced individual whose opinion on anything shouldn't be trusted.

>>21399753
sorry sweety, but literally any fast food is better. burgers, wings, hot subs, baked pasta, mexislop, chinkfeed,etc all has more soul than the sorry three ingredient amalgamation designed purely to satisfy drunk whores on college campuses that pizza is. A toddler could create a better snack food than overhyped flatbread

>>21399772
>mexislop, chinkfeed
Your racial slurs and general idiocy disqualify you from further discussion.

>>21399698
I genuinely have only heard someone mention new york city irl like 3 times in the last 10 years and I live right across the border in Pennsylvania

>>21399794
People in real life aren't as insane as people online, whodathunkit?

>>21399730
Look up federici's pizza in nj, 150 year old mom and pop Italian restaurant. That's what pizza is supposed to be like. I think there's a couple youtube reviews too

>>21399786
>uh oh u said da no-no words!
kindergarten brained, grow up

>tfw live in Dearborn

Nothing better than some fucking authentic shwarma.

Also what the fuck is up with all the smash burger joints popping up?

>>21399817
Speaking childishly in greentext and then accusing someone else of being childish... well, that's certainly a choice.

>>21399824
you realize where you are, right?

>>21399824
>speaking childishly is when you say the no-no words that the teacher says you're not allowed to say

>>21399799
for me, it's pete and elda's

>>21399399
Stay out of the inner cities and you'll be fine.

>>21399199 (OP)
How come every other city has such a cultural inferiority complex to NYC? New Yorkers don't think about various failed imitations of things they made great in the first place. Nobody does.

>>21400084
what are you scared of? are you scaaaaared?

>>21400222
It's not fear, it's disgust

>>21400160
It’s so funny to me. I live there and there’s so much hate thrown at us online by people that have, by and large, never even seen the city. It makes me laugh, but beyond that, yeah, we really don’t give a shit.

>>21400226
>never even seen the city
And nobody should have to. What a dump

>>21399357
Yeah, those are all part of the Detroit metropolitan area.

>>21399199 (OP)
>burnt jr high cafeteria pizza
>literal diarrhea from a sphincter chili on bar s processed chicken&pork tubes

>>21401063
What’s your point?

>>21399199 (OP)
NYC food isn't actually quality it's just the gimmick of walkin' down da street wit ya paper plates ahhhh yeah dis where Jerry Seinfeld from goombayah!

>>21399199 (OP)
Left - Not kosher
Right - Kosher

Obviously the right will get better marketing.

>>21401066
Detroit coneys are usually high end all beef franks with natty casing. It's for real dog coinnasuers aka people who don't eat boiled skinless franks......

Lol pleb

>>21399399
don’t talk if you don’t know anything

>>21402275
Rednecks are better than hipsters anyway as white cliches go. Hipsters are the worst, nobody wants to deal with a bunch of bespectacled faggots listening to top 40 pop eating ramen and quoting pale blue dot. Give me dudebros going hunting or four wheeling any day. They might like Ted Nugent at least. As a rock n roll MI man nothing offends me more than sissy hipsters

>>21402360
you're dumb af though

Louis is amazing. Most food in Detroit is pretentious or hipster slop.

>>21399212
Kekd

>21399817
Truly pathetic

>>21400084
why are blacks strategically placed on wartime chokepoints?

>>21400084
Those are the cities. About 50 years ago, those cities were filled with factories and everyone who lived there worked in those factories. They were mostly white but a lot of blacks from the south migrated there after the civil war because of the new factory jobs. Then, starting in the 1970s, the factory owners decided that having Chinese people do those jobs for 10% of the cost was better, so they closed down the factories. The original whites and intelligent blacks, now jobless, simply left to other places that still had jobs. That's why a ton of those cities have lost about half their population by now. But the rest of the blacks stayed, even though there was nothing to do, and simply demanded welfare. Welfare was given, and now there have been several generations of blacks who have survived on welfare living there. Yes, I know it sounds unbelievable, but this is a 100% accurate summary.

>>21399199 (OP)
NYC style and sushi are the biggest meme lies

You ain’t had nothin til you had indiana tenderloin.

It’ll Rock Michigan’s Socks off!

Go Pacers!>>21399262

Drove up there every day for pool deliveries. Up near the lake they have a cherry festival which is fantastic. And as you get to the west side you start seeing those cheese and meat stands everywhere. Loved my Michigan deliveries! Fuck Detroit! They had to barb wire the highway so they wouldn’t see splatters every day

>>21400226
It's like that everywhere. The City of Atlanta is has lots of nice areas and blacks are only a plurality now. Los Angeles isn't all homeless and warring Central American gangs. Most of Portland isn't strung out hipster gutter punks.
The cost of living in metro Detroit is well below the national average, especially for an urban area. If you're a white collar professional or a skilled factory worker, you can make a very good living but are unlikely to end up wealthy, just upper middle class. Living in a Detroit suburb is almost like having a cheat code. And part of why it's that way is because outsiders don't see it as a place to move and "start over" like they do with states like Florida that get flooded with all manner of maladjusted social rejects trying to find a community to take care of them. Don't ruin it by attracting them out of a need to have external validation.
The food scene is good for average folks. You're not getting a bunch of nationally rated destination restaurants but for day to day living, there's plenty of quality variety. I suspect that people in Birmingham sometimes travel elsewhere to get their fix of high end dining but for most people, it's not an issue.

>>21402360
>They might like Ted Nugent at least
It's a bit surprising he's never opened (or licensed his name to) an exotic meat restaurant.

>>21401066
I just don't believe you. Detroit is full of niggers and in no world are they buying anything fancier than picrel

Are all the Asian restaurants still run by like one gypsy clan of hmong?

>>21399199 (OP)
You've already conceded an argument if you have to cherry pick images like that.

>>21402267
I just don't believe you. there's no world where a place that full of niggers buy anything but the cheapest shit, given they can't read or know what a gram of sodium is

>>21403248
That's because you've never been to a MI coney restaurant I guess but open your yap anyway. If it doesn't have a natural casing, it's not Detroit style, and it should be all beef but preferences differ.

there's a small restaurant in kalamazoo that's run by a middle eastern dude, makes the best cheeseburger in the US

>>21403200
my grandparents grew up in hezbollah
my father left when he turned 18 for college on the east coast, and never returned to live, and hasn't even visited since his mom passed in early covid days
I thought the coney island dogs were pretty good, and I had coffee at two interesting coffee shops and sat on a patio and had like a swedish potato bread with sour cream at a hipster cafe somewhere downtownish

I rented a bike there once near happy italians I wanna say and I had to go around this massive military base by the water, and by the time I did the battery was kinda drained from the e-bike I rented
What I remember most is how undulating the roads were from all the frost heave damage

also, a second cousin or something like that of mine owned a tunnel bbq restaurant I guess near the windsor tunnel

>>21399199 (OP)
jets is pure slop, go back to your nigger infested shithole

>>21404468
rude

>>21399262
Oh, I forgot about pasties. I guess they're more of an upper peninsula thing but there were a few places near Livonia. Superior Pasties was good, reminded me of Cornish pasties a little bit. Old school place, cash only when I went.