>>21407016
>ketchup is ketchup
There in lies the problem. Ketchup has become routine, people have forgotten the pizazz of America's #1 condiment. It's not just for burgers, fries, and steaks, it's S-tier on all your favorite breakfast items.

Try Heinz Breakfast Ketchup. It will be like you're a virgin, touched for the very first time.