HOST:
"Welcome back to another fang-tastic episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Last time, chaos erupted in Gensokyo, and today... it's about to get even bloodier!"

HOST:
"In this corner, she’s the noble vampire of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, elegant, dangerous, and terrifyingly smug — give it up for Remilia Scarlet!"

(Thunder strikes, roses swirl, and bats fly as Remilia gracefully descends.)

REMILIA (smirking):
"I hope you’re all watching closely. I don’t repeat performances for the common crowd."

HOST:
"And in the other corner, she’s the unstable powerhouse who could destroy everything with a single thought — the younger sister with terrifying strength — it's Flandre Scarlet!"

(The ground shakes, her wings glow, and she crashes in upside-down while giggling.)

FLANDRE (gleeful):
"Hi everyone! Are we gonna break stuff? I like breaking stuff! Hehehe~"

HOST:
"Remilia, you’re up first. Time to show your little sister how the big sister rolls!"

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “Septette for the Dead Princess” with orchestral trap elements]

REMILIA (rapping/beatboxing):
"Big sis in the house, step aside, child,
I keep it cool, elegant, vicious, and styled.
You’re locked away ‘cause you throw tantrums,
While I rule the night with vampire anthems."

(Visuals of Remilia floating over Gensokyo as others bow.)

"You’re unstable, unpredictable, too loud,
I’m a queen — graceful, feared, and proud.
Your wings are flashy but your mind’s a mess,
I conquer with words, you just cause stress."

[Ends with rose petals exploding into bats and a smug laugh]

CROWD:
(Patchouli nods, Meiling claps nervously, Sakuya adjusts her watch in approval.)

HOST:
"Oof! Remilia brought the royal roast and didn’t hold back! Flandre, are you gonna let that slide?"

HOST:
"Alright Flandre! Time to flip the script. Don’t blow up the stage, okay?"

FLANDRE (grinning):
"Oops. Too late~!"

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “U.N. Owen Was Her?” with glitchy bass and explosive sound design]

FLANDRE (rapping/beatboxing):
"Boom boom — sis talkin’ big,
But she hides in a room like a paranoid twig.
‘Noble vampire’? More like a batty brat,
Can’t handle the heat — so you call Sakuya stat!"

(Sakuya sighs in the background, cleaning knives.)

"I got power you can’t even see,
I break reality while you sip your tea.
Rainbow wings? Yeah, they sparkle and flare,
And when I’m done — you won’t be there."

[Beat ends with the screen glitching out and Flandre giggling wildly]

CROWD:
(Marisa and Cirno both scream “WHOA!”, Yukari chuckles ominously.)

HOST:
"Yikes! That was chaotic, terrifying, and kind of amazing! Remilia might be the older sister, but Flandre just blew up the stage — literally!"


HOST:
"So... who won? The dignified, demonic Remilia? Or the unhinged powerhouse Flandre?"

REMILIA:
"I don’t need votes. I command respect."

FLANDRE:
"Vote for me and I’ll let you keep your atoms~! Heehee~!"

HOST:
"Y-yeah! Cast your votes in the comments and we’ll see you next time on... Cartoon Beatbox Battles!"