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why is it that every woman I get with ends up telling me about her bowel movements in detail?
>anon I have an upset stomach today
>feeling farty
>i have diarrhea today
>I had a solid poo today
>cant stop farting anon

this isn't some weird fetish post either im genuinely serious, I hate it, I hate all discussion relating to farting and pooing but why do they insist upon it? one of my exes used to cover my ears in bed before sticking her arse out of the bed to fart loudly and I never mentioned that I absolutely could hear it, genuinely horrible. I've said this before to them all, I dont want to hear about this but they take it as some sort of joke. My mum and dad are also like this.