Thread 511024724

>>511024724 (OP)
what is the sidewalk rule?

>>511025030
Kneel down and suckle every bbc you see

>>511024724 (OP)
Men aren't a dog on a fucking leash, no one should ever take advice from a bitch with lip filler or any plastic surgery.

>>511025030
Man walks on the outside, to protect the girl from traffic accidents/splashing

>>511025148
Does she renounce feminism in exchange for that?

>>511024724 (OP)
>some people have an opinion and now I don’t know what to think
I would kick you if you bent down to tie your shoelace

>>511025177
No they never do, women with princess syndrome will never sacrifice privileges and warm fuzzy feelings for duties and obligations.
They want the world to serve them everything on a silver platter.

>>511024724 (OP)
I walk fast all the time.

>>511024724 (OP)
>Sidewalk rule
What?

this is NPC slop.

These "people" aren't sentient.

>>511024724 (OP)
Why are women so slow? This always happens with my mom

>>511025328
gotta shag a fat whore when youre on the sidewalk mate (license not included)

>>511025141
>lip filler
This, she should go to the nearest brothel

>>511025427
kek is that bongland?

>>511024724 (OP)
2 out of 3 of my exes walked slow to the point of pissing me off, only one walked perfectly in sync with my pace, and it was heaven. damn, women walking too slow is up there as one of the most annoying things about them.
>inb4 autism
nah

>>511025030
>what is the sidewalk rule?
>Man walks on the outside, to protect the girl from traffic accidents/splashing
>>511025148
>Man walks on the outside, to protect the girl from Being mistaken for a prostitute FTFY

>>511025177
She does not necessarily have to as long as you don't ask for her opinion on decisions you should be the one making

>>511024724 (OP)
This TikTok bitch is justing using her man as a social media decoration.

Word to the wise: Never take dating advice from foids or holes. Instead learn from Chads who have been successful. Never listen nor believe women

>>511025427
I feel like such an autistic retard for laughing at this abomination of a video

You could park a 747 between the gap in her teeth.

>>511024724 (OP)
Away from a red-haired fed? No. It's not fast enough.

>>511025379
Tiktok is mostly fed/freemason accounts riding bandwagons and pushing propaganda

>>511025514
Walking is weaponized by manipulative people: too slow, too fast, cross cutting, is all about ego and domination of the partner. If they happily walk at the same pace they’re probably a healthy-minded person.

>>511024724 (OP)
I hate anyone that walks slow. Move your ass outta the way I got shit to do.

>>511025427
What does this feel like?

>>511024724 (OP)
Normalfags & social media was a mistake.

>>511025427
If someone said this was Glasgow I would believe them.

>>511024724 (OP)
I unironically walk ahead all the time. I walk way faster and I'm usually the one leading the charge. I'm also a bit of autistic in that I get intrigued by things like a dog so I always wanna get a closer look and check things out.

>>511025427
Average bong mating ritual

>>511025427
They don't have a license for this!

>>511025148
Absolutely, but npcs don't care, even female ones. Chivalry is dead.

>>511025427
DASSA TIN IN DORSETCHESTERMERESHIRE BRUV

>>511024724 (OP)
>pointing at empty air like a retard

>>511025483
Can this be anywhere else?

>>511028125
>like a retard
have you seen the people outside. they are genuinly retarded and briandead.

>>511025177
>Does she renounce feminism in exchange for that?
No, women operate on the "rules for thee but not for me" principle.

>>511024724 (OP)
I've never even tried to flirt with a woman because I don't want to play that stupid fucking retarded game. Are many of them really so fucking dumb that they take advice from videos like this?

>>511025648
>I hate anyone that walks slow. Move your ass outta the way I got shit to do.
Same, except I have absolutely nothing to do

>>511025427
lil bro is in heaven

>>511025087
Another wonderful contribution. Thank you, America

>>511028272
Hello, my double maléfique.

>>511024724 (OP)
Women are just built to walk slow, their strides are shorter. Men would walk ahead of the migrating pack to scout for danger while some males stayed back to defend the brood mothers.

>>511024724 (OP)
if a man doesn't do any of those things, he is a cuck. She'll end up leaving him because she knows SHE is the one in control and he's just a little bitch

I am a slow walker.
I'm never in a hurry.
I refuse to run to catch the bus, I can always take the next one.
Sorry, but I just like to take my time.

>>511024724 (OP)
If you are with a lady then yes, obviously.

The man walks on the right, the woman on the left (so that you may unsheate your estoc/rapier if some criminal might appear), the woman holds the man's left arm at the elbow, embracing his arm (because it's cute and evinces kindness and love). They each walk at a steady pace, not to discomfort the other.

>>511025427
I will never understand england..

>>511025427
LONDON
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>>511025514
why can't you tell her to walk faster?were you afraid of getting dumped over petty shit?

>>511028675
Ya gotta be an autist to be inconvenienced by such a trivial thing


PS if you want a trad grill you need to play your part too and be a gentleman

>>511025087
Basado

>>511024724 (OP)
stop pulling guns
on people you
facebook thug

>>511025427
M8!

>>511025148
> traffic accidents/splashing
That's not how it works, if by some unlucky chance a car actually goes on the sidewalk both of you are dead, with or without your stupid rule.

>>511028239
>going outside
found the retard

>>511028851
Actually my gf is 180 kilos, I'm sure she'd absorb most of the damage

>>511028748
True, but maybe she's walking extremely slow, like down syndrome slow and everyone else starts staring at us like we're a bunch of retarded mongols.

>>511028915
You're both gone, there's enough damage to be absorbed by both of you and 3 bears.. just pray there's an electric pole you can use for cover IF such a rare incident ever happens.

>>511024724 (OP)
it's funny how the video is about walking red flagw, and he has a bizarre gait and seems like he has hardly ever walked before.

>>511025177
Kind of a raw deal don't you think>>511025148

>>511025427
I love how he just pushes her off. He's so disgusted with himself.

>>511024724 (OP)
Is that man aware that his girlfriend has african genetics?

>>511025427
10/10 in bongland

>>511025427
Brits have the superior love making culture

>>511024724 (OP)
Women just walk slow generally. It is what it is. Although I didn't watch the simp in your video, I would say just wrap your arm around her waist, pull her in and enjoy the slow stroll as she rubs her body against yours.

>>511025427
What the fuck

>>511024724 (OP)
Wtf is a sidewalk rule

>>511029054
Hmm, I might need to become a mormon to get more wives then. Although with 3 or more hamplanets the angles have to be pretty tight on collision too, that might arouse their suspicion.

Sidewalks are a dangerous thing....

>>511024724 (OP)
waiting for your girl and whatever the hell is distracting her at any given moment is beta behavior

just keep walking, she'll follow your lead

nothing wrong with walking a little faster than her - if she comments on it, it gives you an opportunity to tease her a little

>>511024724 (OP)
More feminist claptrap.

>>511030100
You walk so that cars on the street would hit you if they jumped the curb not her

>>511025427
a true bri'ish rose

>>511024724 (OP)
bein whites a green flag that he'll maketh a good cuck lest you be impregnated by a gorilla and help ya raise it yea it's like that ho

>>511030263
There's a higher chance of getting killed by the hamplanet than by a car hitting you on the sidewalk..

What?? These are all really wired anti social behaviours

Are you guys seriously so autistic you dont understand how wierd it is to do this shot shit and legitimately think "what's wrong, I'm just walking fast!?"

>>511024724 (OP)
Damn... I do miss holding hands like that.

>>511030665
My first girl friend used to act all grossed out and screech and make me feel insecure because my hands got sweaty when we held hands