>>715421747
>>715421747
>life improve significantly
>if I had a gf?
Occasional sex/love in exchange for almost all of your free time and most of your income.
She'll throw temper tantrums and threaten you with a knife in between crying requiring you to spend an hour comforting her because you wouldnt spend yet another night doing a 7 hour Married at First Sight marathon with her.

Whenever you watch TV with them they ignore the show and look at their phone, but you have to sleep on the couch if you pull your own phone out.

Find a mute girl or a deaf girl so you at least dont have to hear them talk all the damn time.