Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushin', deer smackin', drivin' machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero!

Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!