Thread 211970216

The /tv/ Grand Prix is about to begin. Choose your film & TV vehicle.

It's a classic!

*honk honk*
Out of my way! I have a race to win!

I'll win with....this!

>>211971346
THE DODGE

based

get out of the way PEASANTS
I've got a grand prix to win

Knowers know that surely I will win

I hope it's not considered cheating.

I've got this, aerodynamics are on my side.

>>211971881
Unimpressed, I'll lap it easily.

>>211970216 (OP)
out of the way, fucking shit

if tv was a car

SAM! WE GOT A RACE TO WIN!

*holds up sign*
(time to GLIDE)

>>211972179
classic.

>>211971830
>no windshield
>anons fat head creating drag
Idiot

one of these! loved this cartoon, made all kinds of wacky racers outta lego after watching all morning
probably Professor Pat Pending's convert-a-car if i had to choose

Have you got an interactive CD-ROM in your car? I highly doubt it!

>>211970216 (OP)
How was this still on the table, hell I could have grabbed the delorian to

>>211972776
>>211972782

You lost, chud :)

>>211972782
>>211972776
I'm Bo, you can be Luke

>>211972838
Just like Santa Ana and Geronimo.

>>211972474
>anons fat head creating drag
Already though of that

>>211972626
Same but with style

>>211972909
Silver hawks, based

>>211972626
>materializes to the finish line
>a thousand years off and then gets caught up in a weird irrelevant plot
>materializes back to the race just in time to watch the super smart totally british black kid win the race
The network is literally called the BBC dude. Come on

>>211972776
>>211972782
Why, exactly, did they refuse to ever open their car doors?

>>211973138
Aura

>>211973138
Took too long,
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEM DUKE BOOOOOYS

>>211973138
I've never watch any episode and have little idea about cars, but probably it had something to do with a safety rolling cage for the stunts both out of and in character.

>>211972838
Where's the General Sherman?

>>211974637
Ah, a man of supreme taste

I brought my biggest boat!

>>211971673
Damnit, I wanted that one.

CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG-CHUG

>>211974707
Right there with you mate, I'll clear the road from the slow ones.

You're all in big trouble now

>>211975319
Good lucking sailing it by yourself

TURTLE POWER

>>211970216 (OP)
what happens if a rock gets lodged in the timing belt?

The Trans Am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL10Gt2uags

>>211970644
based Tom

>>211975389
a diamond comes out of the exhaust pipe

no speed limit here

>>211970216 (OP)
smell ya later nerds

Our fine four fendered friend!

"Another challenge for the Green Hornet, his aide Kato, and their rolling arsenal, the Black Beauty. On police records a wanted criminal, the Green Hornet is really Britt Reid, owner and publisher of The Daily Sentinel; his dual identity known only to his secretary, and to the District Attorney. And now, to protect the rights and lives of decent citizens, rides the Green Hornet!"

>>211975362
It only came with 1 guy so I'll be alright, plus aircraft carriers don't sail

smoke the competition, let's go

>>211975691
Wholesome

I'll take a shortcut

>>211976157
I'm surprised I haven't seen a hotwheel of this car
>>211970216 (OP)
Well someone should have grabbed this earlier, win or lose I'm gonna be the comfiest

Big enough for two!

>>211976509
>>211972837
Who wins

>>211976580
me

The Landmaster from Damnation Alley. Which for years was a road attraction for Los Angeles commuters alongside the Hollywood Freeway in the Cahuenga Pass.

I'm in pole positio-AAARGH

>>211972444
I call it
...
an AUTOMOBILE

Why did he pronounce it like that?

It's a shaggin' wagon.

>>211976750
Well we're down a racer, anyone want to step in?

Well, you all may think my story
Is more fiction than it's fact
But believe it or not my mother dear
Decided she'd come back

As a car, she's my very own guiding star
A 1928 Porter that's my mother dear
'Cause she helps me through everything I do
And I'm so glad she's near

My mother the car

>>211976947
Thanks to this shooting star, I've turned into a car.

>>211977278
Legitimately the worst batmobile of all time.

>>211970371
what a blast from the past

>>211977278
DUUUUUN
DUN DUN DUUUUUN

the Bluesmobile can jump, outrun any car and it's indestructible until I finish my mission from God (beating you nerds)

>>211977322
Nah it was awesome

>>211970216 (OP)
Hiiii!

>>211975085
Roger that, friendo. We makin' waves

>>211977278
>starts up
>goes louder and louder
>it just farts and he takes of slowly

*plane noises*

>>211973138
>In 1976, Bo was just getting out high school and Luke was getting out of the Marine Corps. Excited about one of Boss Hogg's road races, they wanted this to be the year that they 'break the streak' and beat Boss at his own race. They had a souped up V8 engine, now they just needed the car. Together they buy an old black '69 Dodge Charger R/T at a junkyard in Capitol City. They bring the car back to Hazzard County Garage, where Cooter helps them drop the engine in and restore it. Cooter also supplied the unique orange paint (it was all that he had, in a quantity sufficient enough to paint a car with). Since it was built as a race car, a rollbar was installed, the doors were welded shut (similar to NASCAR at the time), and the windows were always left open for easy access into and out of the car.
>>211970216 (OP)
I'll be taking all the shortcuts, ty.

gonna stomp on all y'all bitches

Once I figure out how to fly this thing, you're all going down. It's a little eerie up here by myself, did they really need such a big control room? Where's the steering wheel?

Straight to number one in my mighty Boeing 747
We gaan!

>>211977541
>during the race we occasionally cut back to anon flipping through five thick volumes of instructions and hesitantly pressing random blinking buttons while the Death Star hovers over the starting line

The RB19 appears in F1: The Movie

The whip.

>>211978629
The crew.

>>211975395
/co/ is thata way ---->

I drive for she

I would literally win yesterday.

And here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the Glamour Gal of the Gas Pedal in her Compact Special.

>>211976780
He was indian

And here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the Glamour Gal of the Gas Pedal in her Compact Pussycat.

>>211978147
>The Death Star is spinning in place because only a quarter of the engines are on.

Pep

>>211979784
>>211978147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR41nFMREBE

>>211979784
>*Jettisoning Garbage Compactors 3 to 9*
>FUCK!

>ctrl + f speed racer
>0 results

>>211980236
No, my car the Black Tiger will come in first!

>>211980003
Twingo!

>>211970644
I bet twenty Bison Dollars on Tom

>>211978831
Based Battletruck enjoyer

out of my way faggots

>>211973138
You weld the doors shut for more structural support so you can do sick jumps over creeks, semi trailers, fences, boss hog, the line of guys waiting to cum in daisy, the list goes on.

>>211971867
Fuck, I spat my beer out

>>211977378
this guy wins by a country mile

>>211979784
>>211978147
>>211980144

>>211970216 (OP)
GAS
GAS
GAS!

Don't mind me, racers, just leavin' this here

My car can FLY, can yours? Ho hoh hoh, I think not.

"Do you come with the car?"

*misirlou starts playing*

for me, it's the police cars from angry andy 1

Clear a path, Brigadier!

>>211980144
>Alright, now I got it, commence primary ignition!
>turns on tractor beam
>sucks in >>211984200 as it laps the Death Star

>>211984075
I just played Robocop: Rogue city the other day and was pleasantly surprised the SUX 6000 made an appearance, but all the other cars were late 80's shit from the movies.
Also they kept the cop cars are still the ford taurus with the hubcaps pulled off.

gg

Prepare transwarp drive

>>211984954
Based

I'm here, with the car of the FUTURE.

>>211970216 (OP)
I need to know the track to select suitable car.

** Gargling noises

you guys drive, I'll watch from above

>>211988981
I thought octoboss was the coolest shit in furiosa.

A rather generic choice but I really want a time machine.

Also...it's not the fastest that wins the race it's the one that starts before everyone else.

Hoorah!

You punks better keep it under the speed limit or you'll be getting a ticket!

>>211972021
Bear me to it.

*huff puff*
I don't need a vehicle, I'll run the whole way and blow the finish line to smithereens!

Alright, animate me winning, George!
Wheeeerrrrrh!

>>211977541
You may fly when ready

>>211991889
>when ready
Emphasis. Anon is still trying to shut off the warning siren he turned on somehow.
>AARUUUAAAAH AARUUUAAAAH AARUUUAAAAH

>>211971634
>>211972444
>>211992135
Cars should have 6 wheels, fight me.

>>211973322
Running over native Americans

>>211993081
I thought it was emptying its arsenal in downtown Atlanta

>>211993218
His later career was Indian clearance aka genocide and relocation. Sad!

You guys are going to feel really stupid when we get to the North Korean part of the track.

I've go a water pistol on my side. The prize will be mine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfB0smjUz8
Outta the way, twerps! I've got a buffet to consume.

To win this race, I need Dragonzord power! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXm6aMtpGTo

Here I go!

fun thread

>>211997653

The Charger loses like nine beauty rings during the chase.

FLASH AHHHHAHHHH

Ready

>>211988981
Bro.

YOU JUST CAME HOME FROM DOIN A BID
TELL ME WHATCHU GON' DO? ACT A FOOL!
SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND CLEANED OUT YOUR CRIB
BOY, WHATCHU GON' DO? ACT A FOOL!
JUST BOUGHT A NEW PAIR AND THEY SCUFFED YOUR SHOES
TELL ME WHATCHU GON' DO? ACT A FOOL!
NOW THEM COPS TRYNA THROW YOU IN THEM COUNTY BLUES
BOY, WHATCHU GON' DO? ACT A FOOL!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushin', deer smackin', drivin' machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero!

Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!

>>211998928
HYA!

>We will be entering in our flying Ford Anglia-NO RON STOP
>DIE MUGGLE SCUM!

>>211999246
Looks like we have another race opening, while they sweep these smoking ashes and debris from the London portion of the track.

>>211970216 (OP)
What's the track/terrain route though?

>>211999309
We call it "Sight Unseen"

>>211999284
I'm in! Batbike away!

>>211973138
Obviously due to rollcage being in the way and the door even being bolted shut so as to not open in case of jump accident. Which would make sense even within the show lore.

Wining based on not needing to refuel since lore says this sucker is nuclear and a comfy full service ride inside.

>>211970216 (OP)
RRRRRRAAAAUUUGGGH

>>211970216 (OP)
>" Time to meet the monster. Mustang V8 Fastback. Took the best and made it better." "Three-quarter inch steel plate, front and sides. Bulletproof glass will be here, here and there. And in the rear, a six-inch solid steel shield we call... 'the tombstone.' Oil, smoke, and napalm for defense. And twin 30-millimeter belt-fed... machine guns for offense."

>>211970216 (OP)
..................

Nothing's free in Grandprixworld.

Wiggling my big toes to the finish line

Jump on.

>>211970216 (OP)
>An eager 18 wheeler

>>211972838
I like how every Northern "own" is just copying a piece of Southern culture

>>212000119
>the Mariner's boat sits idly at the starting line, sails flapping limply in the wind, below the Death Star, which is now upside down and discharging occasional barrages skyward from its turbolaser turrets
>Costner's expression has not changed

Now that sounds like jolly good fun, ah, this must be the way to the starting lin-AAAAAAAHHHHHH

KARR

>>211970216 (OP)

Its French.

>>211970216 (OP)

Bloody criminal that it hasn't been claimed.

>>211999508
He may be galloping in the wrong direction but we do admire his enthusiasm.

Top notch thread.

>>211970476
The Loaner?

>>211971881
*overturns*

Street Hawk

PHANTASM BARRACUDA WINRAR

>>212002016
cut down in his prime

>>212000924
is this edited because I remember her ass being nice but I am not sure if it was that badonk