See you on TVRTLE FRESH bros.
I unironically saved a turtle from the road today. They are kinda rare here, but I saw one and moved him to safety.
Why today of all days, and no other day? Because today TVRTLE FRESH was announced.
The TVRTLE in real life came to tell me.
I guess it is a sign that the server will be GLORIOUS and that I should play on it.