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7/20/2025, 12:40:50 AM
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Meanwhile modern politics be like
>NOOOOO I heroically refused the bribe the megacorp offered me to betray my electorate and now they're offering that same bribe to my opponent?! And he accepted it?! He has an unfair advantage now! Recount the votes!
>Noooop you can't get rid of that utterly redundant government department! My cousin's husband runs it! If you get rid of that department, he'll have to get a real job at one of the dozens of corporations who bought my vote!
>please ignore the fact that I have American-Israeli-Russian-Chinese-Iranian quintuple citizenship, it doesn't influence the way I vote at all and to imply otherwise makes you a bigot!
>requests for government information take too long to fulfill? Let's pass a law that reduces the decision time so these requests are fulfilled faster! (This unironically happened in the Netherlands btw)
Meanwhile modern politics be like
>NOOOOO I heroically refused the bribe the megacorp offered me to betray my electorate and now they're offering that same bribe to my opponent?! And he accepted it?! He has an unfair advantage now! Recount the votes!
>Noooop you can't get rid of that utterly redundant government department! My cousin's husband runs it! If you get rid of that department, he'll have to get a real job at one of the dozens of corporations who bought my vote!
>please ignore the fact that I have American-Israeli-Russian-Chinese-Iranian quintuple citizenship, it doesn't influence the way I vote at all and to imply otherwise makes you a bigot!
>requests for government information take too long to fulfill? Let's pass a law that reduces the decision time so these requests are fulfilled faster! (This unironically happened in the Netherlands btw)
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