[Devastating News]
Wuthering Waves has once again lost to the superior game Genshin Impact. Despite running the most popular and most shilled character by far, it lost against a literal who. Players are very concerned about the future of this game

Obligatory song: https://suno.com/song/3871243c-5279-4c67-9a42-495ab9e8499b

[Verse]
Saar! Listen to me
Saar! Listen to me
We eat cow dung, please don't redeem
Welkin
Wuwa is winning and Genshin will die
Wuwa is coming for your profits, oh my

No waifu, only man, in apartments we stack 25 high
Stray dogs eat our corpses when we die
We come to your thread and shill you Wuwa
But when we visit Mihoyo office, we like to poo!

[Chorus]
We are Pajeet, shilling Wuwa on the street
Cow dung we eat, poo poo is a treat
Thank you Tencent for one dollar saar
But don't you think
Wuwa will kill Genshin, Saar?
Don't think Wuwa won't kill Genshin, Saar!

(Verse)
Our streets are filled with trash
Our skies are filled with Chinese gas!
But we don't even care, we will shill you Wuwa with our asses bare!

Over the streets, poo we will spray
To Tencent cock statues, we will pray!
Tencent gave me my student visa today
And in your country, I will stay

(Chorus)
We are Pajeet, shilling Wuwa on the street
Cow dung we eat, poo poo is a treat
Thank you Tencent for one dollar saar
But don't you think Wuwa will kill Genshin, Saar?
Don't think Wuwa won't kill Genshin, Saar!

[outro]

[Devastating News]
Wuthering Waves has once against lost to the superior game Genshin Impact. Despite running the most popular and most shilled character by far, it lost against a literal who. Players are very concerned about the future of this game

[Devastating News]
Wuthering Waves has once against lost to the superior game Genshin Impact. Despite running the most popular and most shilled character by far, it lost against a literal who. Players are very concerned about the future of this game.

[Devastating News]
Wuthering Waves has once against lost to the superior game Genshin Impact. Despite running the most popular and most shilled character by far, it lost against a literal who. Players are very concerned about the future of this game.

[Devastating News]
Wuthering Waves has once against lost to the superior game Genshin Impact. Despite running the most popular and most shilled character by far, it lost against a literal who. Players are very concerned about the future of this game.

[Devastating News]
Wuthering Waves has once against lost to the superior game Genshin Impact. Despite running the most popular and most shilled character by far, it lost against a literal who. Players are very concerned about the future of this game.

>Genshin has now overtalen WuWa
oh no no no, WuWa bwos, what is this?!!!!
How could we lose to Skirk?!!! I thought we killed Genshin for good!!!