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The lack of creativity bothers me above all else. Not only are they shameless grovelers and thieves, their attempts to execute their scams are the most low effort brain dead fumblings. The phone scammer I cursed out the other day was running a phishing scheme that went like so:
>sir are you with (telecom provider)
>sir are you satisfied with your service?
>sir, due to complaints received about high service charges, we are offering a 30% discount to all customers
>simply to (dodgy as fuck fake link) and type in your name/address/account numbers
>and credit card number "to confirm your identity"
COME ON. TRY HARDER.

Schwab lets you trade instantly when you make a deposit even though it takes time to transfer. Moomoo dogshit takes a week. I lost out on massive gains because of the wait.

I think hoppers are eating my bok choy. I wonder if they're the ones that decapitated two of my bean sprouts also.