2000 job apps so far. Got my first interview, but I'm nervous because they want references and five years experience for this unpaid internship. I have the PhD they requested and I'm able to pay the $500 per week employment fee to the company, but there are tons of candidates willing to pay more per week for this job.

Imagine if as we're passing all the animals we've ever eaten come back as skinless forms spraying blood and bleating to accompany us into the afterlife? So heckin wholesome