>running fucks up your knees
>bike instead
>it fucks up my dick
>do swimming instead
>excessive amounts of chlorine from public pools trigger a rash on my skin and I hear it can fuck up your lungs too, if you swim too frequently

Why can't I swim in a lake or river? Why can't I run on dirt and climb trees? Why do store-bought vegetables taste like cardboard? Why is farmed salmon shown to have 20x less nutrients than wild variant? Why have we built this horrible world for us to live in with our own hands? My instincts tell me living should not be this complicated.