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Anonymous No.715250890 >>715251097 >>715251734 >>715252289 >>715252645 >>715252924 >>715257448 >>715258204 >>715259209 >>715259604 >>715260020 >>715262020 >>715266261 >>715271043 >>715274251 >>715279195 >>715280529 >>715283298 >>715285785 >>715285794 >>715286294 >>715286603 >>715286842 >>715288130 >>715292780 >>715292939 >>715293115 >>715293230 >>715299336 >>715300116 >>715301381 >>715301909 >>715302748 >>715309198 >>715310274 >>715311384 >>715311727 >>715314632 >>715318021
>jog for an hour
>video games are fun again
Anonymous No.715251000 >>715251060 >>715251105 >>715251205 >>715251992 >>715257192 >>715258226 >>715258528 >>715264513 >>715266460 >>715270902 >>715271445 >>715274619 >>715275214 >>715279195 >>715284653 >>715285959 >>715288852 >>715288924 >>715293230 >>715298279 >>715311350 >>715316785
i haven't jogged in a while. any tips?
Anonymous No.715251060
>>715251000
Not OP, but finding a nice park or nature path helps keep me into it.
Anonymous No.715251097 >>715251284 >>715252072 >>715259934 >>715278951
>>715250890 (OP)
>think of little girls for an hour
>video games are fun again
Yeah!
Anonymous No.715251105
>>715251000
start jogging
Anonymous No.715251205 >>715257009 >>715266323 >>715271303 >>715285893
>>715251000
Get good shoes
Hundred dollary doos or more
Stretch a ton
Walk before you jog.
Or you'll fuck your feet up if you haven't been exercising
You do not want plantar fasciitis. Trust me

You should honestly just pick up swimming instead
Anonymous No.715251216
Sakura a cute
Anonymous No.715251284 >>715252072 >>715259934 >>715261023 >>715278951
>>715251097
>He can stop thinking about little girls
Couldn't be me
Anonymous No.715251734
>>715250890 (OP)
Lol!
Anonymous No.715251992 >>715267031
>>715251000
remember to take your jogging gloves and hammer with you.
Anonymous No.715252018 >>715258114
>go for a run
>walk into the wrong neighborhood
>get assaulted by a pack of wild little girls
>traumatized for life
Never again.
Anonymous No.715252072 >>715312121
>>715251097
>>715251284
>removes her cunny-pandering animations from her intro
>increases her height to 150cm
Nice backpaddling, cunt.
Anonymous No.715252097 >>715252189 >>715252213 >>715252534 >>715253476 >>715271608 >>715272225
>jogging
>getting closer to a woman in front
>she stops and turn to me abruptly as if I'm going to kidnap her
i hate normies so much
Anonymous No.715252189
>>715252097
Just stop being ugly and/or brown lol.
Anonymous No.715252213
>>715252097
Maybe she likes you
Anonymous No.715252289
>>715250890 (OP)
my 5k PB is 28 minutes, but that was 2 years ago and then I stopped
I recently started running again and now it's around 35 minutes lol
Anonymous No.715252534
>>715252097
>at airport
>walking fast because I want to go home
>walk behind group of two girls and their dad because they cleared a path
>dad stops
>gets behind them
Didn't matter though because I was already near the club. Walked right in and got my free beer
Anonymous No.715252587 >>715261945 >>715279698
Hey it's Sakura.
I have been watching her show recently, it doesn't feel like it really deserves to be a huge classic yet but it's all very adorable and has decent magical girl action so it gives you some release
Anonymous No.715252645 >>715253146 >>715254297
>>715250890 (OP)
>bike around in the sun while I do chores in town
>shower, make some food, and drink an ice cold beer
>yep it's gamin' time
Anonymous No.715252924 >>715253138 >>715253468 >>715257267
>>715250890 (OP)
true but it gets boring jogging on a treadmill and doing it outside involves going past people which is very awkward on the narrow trails in my city.
It feels wrong to ignore them when you go past yet I hate making eye contact or saying hello to random npcs.
Anonymous No.715253138 >>715279117
>>715252924
You're suppoed to jog at late night past 8PM.
No sun, no people, excellent night vibe.
Anonymous No.715253146 >>715278626
>>715252645
Why do i have the sudden urge to suck this anons dick
Anonymous No.715253468
>>715252924
>It feels wrong to ignore them when you go past yet I hate making eye contact or saying hello to random npcs.
I just wear sunglasses and give an acknowledging nod. You don't have to speak if you don't want to.
Anonymous No.715253476 >>715253753
>>715252097
I just get ignored no matter what I do.
Anonymous No.715253753
>>715253476
Rape them. They cant ignore you then
Anonymous No.715254297
>>715252645
what chores
Anonymous No.715257009 >>715258101
>>715251205
I run 5ks fine in $80 shoes (clearance to $45 btw)
Anonymous No.715257192
>>715251000
I got some bone induction headphones that really do sound right when jogging.
Anonymous No.715257267
>>715252924
>It feels wrong to ignore them when you go past yet I hate making eye contact or saying hello to random npcs.
I don't get how this is a problem. You're exercising, you should be focused on that, not fucking talking to people. Just shoot someone a glance before focusing back on where you're supposed to go, you don't even need to look them in the face.
Anonymous No.715257448 >>715257864 >>715257973 >>715258541 >>715276136 >>715277178 >>715300425
>>715250890 (OP)
>posts third best girl (after Tomoyo and Rika Teacherbanger)
Anonymous No.715257864 >>715268876 >>715293475
>>715257448
>Teacherbanger
These imps can't keep getting away with it
Anonymous No.715257973
>>715257448
based tomoyochad
Anonymous No.715258019 >>715262360 >>715277240 >>715295287 >>715301381 >>715308895
>told working out will help with my depression and distract me from jerking off
>work out
>damn this does fe-
>Thoughts hit me like a rock was thrown at me.
>work out harder.
>Mind going even more crazy.
>take a break and clam down
>now feel horny as hell
>Star back up on the tred mill
>emotions hit me like a god damn freight train
>can't even support myself anymore
>go to my car and collapse in to an emotional puddle
>have raging hard on where even the littlest bit of movement feels like I'm about to bust
>go home, cum buckets and then cry myself to sleep while still covered in my own cum.

I thought getting fit was supposed to solve my problems...
Anonymous No.715258101 >>715292896
>>715257009
Anonymous No.715258114
>>715252018
Did they try to trick you with heavy metal albums?
Anonymous No.715258204
>>715250890 (OP)
you will never be oldfag no matter how many times you will post here
Anonymous No.715258226 >>715266163
>>715251000
Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
Anonymous No.715258528
>>715251000
get decent shoes, running/walking can cause a lot of injuries to your body, the last thing you want is some shit injury

start walking before jogging
Anonymous No.715258541 >>715258648
>>715257448
>tfw you will never hug Tomoyo
Anonymous No.715258648
>>715258541
you would have to be Sakura for that bro.
Anonymous No.715259209
>>715250890 (OP)
>Take a cock for the first time
>Republican rhetorics start to make sense
It's just THAT easy, demonrats.
Anonymous No.715259604 >>715259742
>>715250890 (OP)
Thinly veiled exercise propaganda thread
NO I will NOT die for israel you fucking kike.
Anonymous No.715259742 >>715259979 >>715270385
>>715259604
I wasn't aware only someone who jogged is eligible for the draft.
Anonymous No.715259934
>>715251097
>>715251284
west slop
Anonymous No.715259979
>>715259742
American millitary standards require you to at least be able to walk
Anonymous No.715260020 >>715260610
>>715250890 (OP)
Does this actually happen? Does it actually give you more energy and feel less tired as well?
Anonymous No.715260610
>>715260020
Yeah man. improves blood flow, oxygen, nutrients and endorphins. a lot of people should realize, unless you really want to though, you don't necessarily need to exercise hard. Just have a balanced diet and either walk, swim, or jog. 10-30 minutes should be fine.
Anonymous No.715260891 >>715311248
>job for an hour
>video games are fun again
Anonymous No.715261023
>>715251284
she’s not nippon btw.
Anonymous No.715261945 >>715262410 >>715262771
>>715252587
>it doesn't feel like it really deserves to be a huge classic
Becoming a classic has less to do with quality, and more to do with being fondly remembered in the past. I think CCS is evergreen and easy to appreciate due to its excellent production value (which at the time, had the highest budget for a TV anime, being filmed on 35mm film instead of 16mm).
Anonymous No.715262020 >>715262730
>>715250890 (OP)
i just walk for 90 to 120 minutes instead of jogging tbqh
Wow, it's rmika bros No.715262360
>>715258019
lmao KWAB
Anonymous No.715262410 >>715262598
>>715261945
Quality isn't an issue, but I guess it's more about the context of the magical girl genre here. CCS released back when the only major one was Sailor Moon, which spawned a bunch of clones doing nothing particularly unique until she dropped.
Anonymous No.715262598
>>715262410
>ynr Wedding Peach and Cutie Honey Flash
Corrector Yui is underrated
Anonymous No.715262730 >>715270385 >>715277406 >>715277669
>>715262020
How do you deal with passing people? I never know if I should look at them and smile, if I should say hello, if I should avoid eye contact, if I should look at the ground or straight ahead, if I should look out to the side away from them. I can never decide. No matter what I choose I feel like an asshole. I love walks, I love nature, but the anxiety of potential people is just too much
Anonymous No.715262771
>>715261945
I was blown away by the show a few years ago when I rewatched it in full. Every aspect of it was exceptionally well crafted. One of the few shows from that era I can confidently say aged like fine wine.
Anonymous No.715264513 >>715264990
>>715251000
Everything the others said. I recommend putting together a routine with planned out weekly goals
>week 1
>1 minute run 2 min walk for 15 mins
>week 2
>1 1/2 min run 1 1/2 min walk for 15 mins
Or something like that. I find setting achievable goals a while in advance is the best way to get results.
Anonymous No.715264990 >>715265094 >>715265239 >>715265294 >>715265695 >>715265741 >>715265928
>>715264513
How do you not look like a retard stopping and starting like that on the sidewalk
Anonymous No.715265094
>>715264990
You mind your own business and work out. If people judge, that's their problem.
Anonymous No.715265239
>>715264990
You just don't, it's super common these days. Everyone who jogs is always staring at their smartwatches to keep track of their speed/next interval.
Anonymous No.715265294
>>715264990
Get dressed like this. People won't give a shit whatever you do on the road.
Anonymous No.715265695
>>715264990
It doesn't matter since you'll be running again soon. Even if someone does notice they'll just think "of, he gassed out for a sec" and forget in a heartbeat.
Anonymous No.715265741
>>715264990
This is the most pathetic shit I have read today, congratulations.
Anonymous No.715265928
>>715264990
I promise you, no one will care or remember you.
Anonymous No.715266163 >>715266529
>>715258226
>Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
Anonymous No.715266261 >>715266376 >>715266482 >>715266543 >>715266557 >>715267631 >>715277479 >>715277935 >>715278073 >>715286559
>>715250890 (OP)
I can't jog
I feel like everyone is judging and making fun of me
Anonymous No.715266323 >>715288406
>>715251205
Can recommend swimming, but doing so gave me so much excess energy that I've been jogging on the days I don't go swimming.
Anonymous No.715266368 >>715286559
Any tips for not getting robbed while jogging?
Anonymous No.715266376 >>715266482
>>715266261
can you WALK?
well then you can go to walks and do small jog segments and gradually over months build muscles
if your body hurts too much for that then you're likely overweight, try going on keto diet
Anonymous No.715266460
>>715251000
yeah just.... run
Anonymous No.715266482 >>715266996
>>715266261
>>715266376
Jogging fucks up your knees anyways, just do long walks
Anonymous No.715266529
>>715266163
kek
Anonymous No.715266543
>>715266261
I feel intense shame any time someone sees me. Still manage to jog regularly. Nobody sees or remembers joggers.
Anonymous No.715266557
>>715266261
I drive by the same old guy jogging almost every day, he always looks miserable but I think he's based
Anonymous No.715266723 >>715266770 >>715267090 >>715271573 >>715276495 >>715279080 >>715280142 >>715285976 >>715306654
>decide on my own to start a diet and better myself
>friends and parents think I'm doing it because someone called me fat
>lose all motivation immediately
Anonymous No.715266770 >>715270385
>>715266723
dont worry, you stop being a teenager eventually
Anonymous No.715266909 >>715267042
How do I make jogging stop hurting my knee bros
Anonymous No.715266996 >>715267106 >>715271037
>>715266482
Lame excuse. Everything fucks up your knees. You train your knees by giving more pressures and stress.
Anonymous No.715267031
>>715251992
OJ stop giving tips out on the internet
Anonymous No.715267042
>>715266909
I went on keto diet which cured me of my joint pains but some schizos get mad at the idea of food causing people issues so theres no cure, only hope is to kys.
Anonymous No.715267090
>>715266723
Ok fattie.
Anonymous No.715267106
>>715266996
>Everything fucks up your knees.
...except walking
Anonymous No.715267170 >>715267276 >>715271346 >>715274878
I tried doing stationary bike but that shit made my dick go sleep, as if it was dead. Shit was scary so I never tried again.
Anonymous No.715267276 >>715267329 >>715267453 >>715274878
>>715267170
swimming is anothersport that doesnt hurt joints
Anonymous No.715267291 >>715294536
i jump rope (ropeless) instead in my room so i dont have to leave my house. very time efficient, gets 2 anime episodes in and my cardio for the day. highly recommend.
Anonymous No.715267329 >>715267371
>>715267276
Yeah but public pools are disgusting
Anonymous No.715267371 >>715267468
>>715267329
oh you live in a country with blacks
im sorry.
Anonymous No.715267453 >>715267484 >>715268847 >>715284683
>>715267276
I don't know how to swim...
Anonymous No.715267468
>>715267371
Any public pool is fucking disgusting. Fat people literally cannot wipe properly and that's if they fucking tried. Kids don't fucking wipe properly. If you stick your head in a public pool you're giving yourself a fucking fecal face wash.
Anonymous No.715267484
>>715267453
BLACK
Anonymous No.715267631
>>715266261
We are. We all get together on the weekends and cackle about it with each other over barbecue.
Anonymous No.715267697 >>715267939 >>715279208
Anonymous No.715267939 >>715268639
>>715267697
This turned out to be perfect for me. No need to leave the house, hand held the entire time, can watch anime during regular routines.
Anonymous No.715268639
>>715267939
can't wait for the sequel
>one of the highest selling RPGs
Anonymous No.715268847 >>715268981
>>715267453
just go into the water and float retard
Anonymous No.715268876 >>715268935 >>715270132
>>715257864
>515kb
think you can encode this again except without a million shartifacts?
Anonymous No.715268935 >>715269392
>>715268876
I think people use some online converter like webm for retards instead of handbrake or some real video editor
Anonymous No.715268981 >>715270385 >>715280640
>>715268847
>just float bro
HOW
Anonymous No.715269392 >>715269468 >>715272202
>>715268935
>not using command line ffmpeg and calc
You didn't encode the video.
Anonymous No.715269468 >>715270279
>>715269392
If I see a command line I see that as a failure on the app makers part and delete the program
Anonymous No.715270132
>>715268876
I got it from here lol
Anonymous No.715270279 >>715270350
>>715269468
there's like 6 or 7 switches total that you need to memorize to use ffmpeg to make weebums for 4chan
it's not hard if your skin is white
Anonymous No.715270350 >>715270943
>>715270279
dude, I use handbrake
it has a graphical user interface
I dont need to memorize anything
Anonymous No.715270385 >>715270463 >>715281047
>>715259742
>Anon tricks me into exercising
>Open door to leave
>Let in draft
>>715262730
Determine if they notice you, say hello or mirror their greeting.
Honestly, just don't care, these are people whom you are encountering while jogging, by the time they realize you've made a potential mistake you already have a running headstart and they can't catch you. If they recognize you and attempt to castigate you for your mistakes, then you simply leverage your running experience to get away.
>>715266770
That's a lie they feed you in school.
>>715268981
Corpses do it automatically, it can't be that hard.
Anonymous No.715270463
>>715270385
>Corpses do it automatically
Not true, that depends on several conditions.
Anonymous No.715270902 >>715275361
>>715251000
im a physical therapist and honestly go cycling instead of jogging, easier on your legs and they wont get fked in the long run
Anonymous No.715270943
>>715270350
you need to memorize the GUI of handbrake in order to know how to use it, which you've told me without telling me, is full of things you don't understand, or don't even need to make a webm file, which makes the process more unnecessarily complicated.

at its very simplest, ffmpeg is just [input] [output]
tl;dr ur dum lol
Anonymous No.715271037
>>715266996
walking, cycling and swimming are way better than jogging though
Anonymous No.715271043
>>715250890 (OP)
What's really funny is that if doctors tell fat people to exercise and eat better they have meltdowns.
Anonymous No.715271303 >>715277001 >>715288406
>>715251205
>You should honestly just pick up swimming instead
did this and can't recommmend enough, fucking love swimming
honestly i wish i took up exercising years ago. so much time wasted
Anonymous No.715271346 >>715274878
>>715267170
Same. That shit was like a pressure point on my prostate and my whole dick goes weird.

Funny thing is this happens to girls too sometimes and can be semi permanent for people who bike a lot.
Anonymous No.715271445
>>715251000
I got a tip for you
Spread your cheeks, faggot
Anonymous No.715271515 >>715274680
I started the Man U Test 2 weeks ago. At first I could only get to round 4 but now I got to 10. Hoping to do the full 20 by end of August. :)
Anonymous No.715271573
>>715266723
My family is like more than half fat, so every time I ever tried to lose weight they'd hone in and start negging me. It wasn't until my 20s where I broke free of that mindfuck before I got in shape.
Anonymous No.715271608
>>715252097
Why didn’t you sniff her asshole anon?
Anonymous No.715272097
Anonymous No.715272202
>>715269392
>calc
>he doesn't instinctively know the target bitrate to hit the limit at the exact byte
Anonymous No.715272225
>>715252097
I'm a guy and I do that. I don't want someone running up on me that I can't see.
Anonymous No.715274251
>>715250890 (OP)
Sakura only has sex with shotas
Anonymous No.715274619 >>715279195
>>715251000
Worked on my machine.
Anonymous No.715274680 >>715278221
>>715271515
>Taking fitness advice from a bottom table PL team
Anonymous No.715274878 >>715275008 >>715279428
>>715271346
>>715267170
>>715267276
What the fuck is this real?

I was about to start biking. Is there like a safe limit? 30 min a day or something
Anonymous No.715275008 >>715279428
>>715274878
the confusion might be that the individuals being bothered by biking are obese blacks
you might not have same issues as them. Like most people in northern europe bike everywhere, commute, carry groceries etc. and they dont mind.
Anonymous No.715275214
>>715251000
Just jog
Anonymous No.715275361 >>715275982 >>715276818
>>715270902
>be me running and out of shape
>every run for my lardass is tiring but gets my heart rate up
>do this for a month, still hard
>try cycling
>don’t even break a sweat, feels easy except for my back
>heartrate the same
Am I supposed to be pedaling the shit out of it? If I set the resistance too low then it becomes a leg press machine and I’m not really pedaling

I tried the row machine but that was even worse, I feel like running is the only good cardio workout in terms of getting your heart ate up
Anonymous No.715275674
>go for a run
>feel exactly the same
Anonymous No.715275982 >>715276317 >>715300602
>>715275361
Cycling is extremely energy efficient, which means it's one of the worst ways to actually improve your cardio. Most people I've seen use it as a rest day cardio exercise because it's easy on the joints, but running is going to build cardio far better than cycling. That said, row machines are better than running if you use them properly.
Anonymous No.715276136
>>715257448
Tomoyo is so cute
Anonymous No.715276317
>>715275982
assault bikes are king of efficient cardio
Anonymous No.715276495
>>715266723
>start working out and dieting
>friends don't notice
>family doesn't notice
>it doesn't matter because autism causes me to hyperfixate on number going up / down and i can't read social cues
Just get autism, anon
Anonymous No.715276557 >>715276846
>get some sun and exercise
>mind fog gone (temporarily)
Anonymous No.715276818 >>715297315
>>715275361
>used to cycle like 50/60 miles a week about 10yrs ago
>moved house and bike got stolen so no longer cycling
>get more invested in vidya, get fatter
>go to lans in the netherlands because of vidya
>uncontrollable urge to get back into cycling again afterwards
>start cycling 5 miles
>fucking die

i hate my body, in not even like *fat* fat just not as skinny as i was, probably a thing about getting older
Anonymous No.715276846
>>715276557
It’s like a permanent debuff you have to upkeep at the start of every round (day)
Anonymous No.715276972 >>715277041 >>715277192 >>715277992
Are barefootshoes a meme? I saw a video about how corporations fucked up everyone's feet and now there's no going back.
People used to be able to independently move their big toes but the modern shoes atrophied those muscles so barely anyone can.
I fucking cant move em side to side
Barefoot shoes are supposed to help with that but who k
Anonymous No.715277001 >>715281676
>>715271303
I have a pool at my apartment that's relatively unused and I need to stop running for a while due to shin splints. What's the best way to swim for cardio? Just laps of breaststroke?
Anonymous No.715277041
>>715276972
theres wide toebox shoes
extra wide shoes
Anonymous No.715277178
>>715257448
She faps to all these videos of Sakura fighting in her costumes, doesn't she
Anonymous No.715277192
>>715276972
I think they’re a meme
But if you’re going to try it, start back at zero
So if you’re used to running 3 miles a day or whatever , don’t do that
You start back at 10 minutes a day and build back up
Otherwise you’ll fuck up your legs
Anonymous No.715277240
>>715258019
You sound like a bitch
Anonymous No.715277406
>>715262730
Mind your own business you spastic retard, unless they say something to you then acknowledge their existence otherwise just focus in yourself
Anonymous No.715277479
>>715266261
Im doing both right now and yet you are still being retarded
Anonymous No.715277669
>>715262730
i just make brief eye contact and give them a slight nod / bow
force of habit
Anonymous No.715277674
Sakura erotic
Anonymous No.715277935
>>715266261
>person who you don't know and will never get to know holds this much power over anon
Are you a hikineet? If you're not a hikineet then I don't know how you get through life thinking like this.
Anonymous No.715277992 >>715282056
>>715276972
i used to run in zero drop minimalist shoes (i only did 5k-10k road runs) years ago in my early twenties. i picked up running again last fall @ 30 and after about four months fucked up both my achilles tendons running in minimalist zero drop shoes. idk if its age, lack of training or both but i'll never run in those things again. took me like half a year to recover.
i always found them extremely comfortable though, and the only running shoe i liked when i went to a specialty store, after i recovered were, the brooks ghost.
Anonymous No.715278073
>>715266261
They are. I don't judge based on speed or effot, but whenever I see someone jogging with bad form I judge them harshly. In fact if you're running fast with terrible form I'll judge you even more.
Anonymous No.715278169 >>715291751
I dont even do any physical activity
I just play vidya all day and sleep and then drive to work and repeat
t.110lb
Anonymous No.715278221
>>715274680
I enjoy it because it's like a game and it's short and easy to time yourself. By level 9 (i.e. after 9 minutes) you've basically run a mile. I don't want to spend 1 hour on the side of the road jogging.
Anonymous No.715278386 >>715278487 >>715278570 >>715284876 >>715285139
jogging is a meme
lift and swim
Anonymous No.715278487 >>715278752 >>715278892 >>715279060 >>715279701 >>715286864
>>715278386
tell me how to swim and i will
>well you just move your arms and le
no, not that. i mean in the pool, how do you actually swim for exercise.
Anonymous No.715278570 >>715278804
>>715278386
Didn't this guy also fuck little boys in the ass?
Anonymous No.715278626
>>715253146
he's getting his life together and you want to subconsciously reward him
Anonymous No.715278752
>>715278487
You swim forth and then back.
Anonymous No.715278804 >>715279016
>>715278570
Shalom.
Anonymous No.715278892
>>715278487
well you just move your arms and legs while in the pool, you're getting exercise by fighting the water's resistance to your entire body's movement
Anonymous No.715278951
>>715251097
>>715251284
made for BWC
Anonymous No.715279016
>>715278804
I don't think ancient greeks were jewish
Anonymous No.715279060
>>715278487
go from one end to the other a few times and you'll get it
Anonymous No.715279080
>>715266723
lol fat fuck
Anonymous No.715279117
>>715253138
>No sun, no people, excellent night vibe.
Nigga it's summer
No one is outside before 9PM.
Anonymous No.715279195 >>715279253 >>715282217 >>715312035
>>715274619
>>715251000
>>715250890 (OP)
How am I supposed to know when I've been running for a minute and walked for a minute or two? Do people have some sort of a timer in their hand at all times to track time?
Anonymous No.715279208
>>715267697
bought this shit but never tried it
any anons actually got lean with this or is it another wii fit situation
Anonymous No.715279253 >>715279425
>>715279195
"Do you guys not have phones?"
Anonymous No.715279425 >>715279985
>>715279253
Well I don't really take a phone into consideration since running and staring at a phone doesn't really sound like a good idea
Anonymous No.715279428
>>715274878
yes is real, don't listen to >>715275008 he's a stupid retard that doesn't know that this even affects professional bikers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmPgJV643h8
you'd be fine if you properly adjust the seat but at the slightest sign of numbness, go see a doc
Anonymous No.715279698
>>715252587
CCS is by far the prettiest TV anime I've ever seen which is remarkable given the amount of episodes. The blu-ray release looks so good.
Anonymous No.715279701
>>715278487
>just swim to one end and back
>no but like how do I get exercise?
>well there's different kind of strokes you can do-
>no not that, like how do you swim?
>bro I just told you
>BUT HOW???
Anonymous No.715279985
>>715279425
Brother you can set an alarm and listen for it without looking at the phone, I'm sure there's a running app out there that will let you set different interval periods too
Anonymous No.715280142 >>715306654
>>715266723
Ignore them, you can't be taking every single retarded opinions you come across, especially if it is from your family. If they ever bring it up again, don't be afraid to be rude just so you can tell them that they're inventing whatever they're saying. It's not because it is your family that they will be nice to you. If you loss motivation from what they say, you're just proving them right; a lack of self-wort. Keep it up anon, even I am just a stranger, I don't want to see someone lament their lack of worth. It just isn't true. Work hard.
Anonymous No.715280529 >>715280637 >>715281038 >>715283436
>>715250890 (OP)
>jog for an hour
>vidya is still the same, only I'm hot and tired
Anonymous No.715280637 >>715280810
>>715280529
>I'm hot
pics?
Anonymous No.715280640
>>715268981
Control your breathing, you'll float if air is in your lungs and sink if not
Anonymous No.715280810 >>715281038 >>715281615
>>715280637
Anonymous No.715281038
>>715280529
>>715280810
Please be in London
Anonymous No.715281047
>>715270385
>Corpses do it automatically, it can't be that hard.
ah, just die for a bit, got it
Anonymous No.715281615 >>715281846
>>715280810
How old is she again
Anonymous No.715281676 >>715283216
>>715277001
there's probably a ton of guides on the internet, i just do 5x10 25m laps, takes me about 35 minutes. i used to do nonstop ones, but w/e
Anonymous No.715281846
>>715281615
Enough.
Anonymous No.715282056
>>715277992
>go from running Chad to running beta
Am I supposed to clap that you couldn’t do zero drop anymore ?
Anonymous No.715282217
>>715279195
This nigger has never heard of a watch
Anonymous No.715282648 >>715283291
hm where are the lolis in here?
Anonymous No.715282825 >>715283158 >>715284609
retarded mods should update their tos mod rules and add "cant post loli with panties" so that way i wont have to get banned everytime posting them. update your shitty website already lazy faggot mods
Anonymous No.715283158 >>715283385
>>715282825
no no you don't understand, ban criteria must be vague and esoteric or else mods can't act on their own personal biases as easily!!
Anonymous No.715283216 >>715283426
>>715281676
Does it actually build cardio
Not that anon
Anonymous No.715283291
>>715282648
Out for a walk.
Anonymous No.715283298
>>715250890 (OP)
On my way to the gym ill put on some pikmin music and just check out bugs and plants and shit and imagine the entire different world they are living in.

I'd think about how my life would be if i actually knew what i wanted to do when i was 18 and left my town to study nature and shit. How they expect someone to know exactly what they like around that age is beyond me. Afterwards playing some pokemon and just reading the dex chilling with the creature etc just feels nice.

Not a nintendo shill but ill admit their stuff does make me feel very relaxed and calm.
Anonymous No.715283385
>>715283158
mods are as vague as they can be and evil just so fear&hunger monsters visit them at night and rapes them until their butts tore apart.
Anonymous No.715283426
>>715283216
>does cardio actually build cardio
nigga
Anonymous No.715283436
>>715280529
Bro, your endorphins?
Anonymous No.715283459 >>715283509
On my way to the gym ill put on some pikmin music and just check out bugs and plants and shit and imagine the entire different world they are living in.

I'd think about how my life would be if i actually knew what i wanted to do when i was 18 and left my town to study nature and shit. How they expect someone to know exactly what they like around that age is beyond me. Afterwards playing some pokemon and just reading the dex chilling with the creature etc just feels nice.

Not a nintendo shill but ill admit their stuff does make me feel very relaxed and calm.
Anonymous No.715283509 >>715283550
>>715283459
die normalfag :)
Anonymous No.715283523 >>715283935 >>715284254 >>715284371
>game has impossible achievements
Anonymous No.715283550 >>715283629
>>715283509
>die normalfag :)
Anonymous No.715283629
>>715283550
normalnigger newnigger unvirigin swine piece of shit get aids and die
Anonymous No.715283656
How come nobody here has mentioned elliptical?

I thought /fit/ was in shape?
Anonymous No.715283729
nanako needs to be bred
Anonymous No.715283935 >>715284254
>>715283523
>game has a ranking system
What the fuck, I thought this shit was supposed to be for fun? Now I feel pressured to rank up
Anonymous No.715284254 >>715284646
>>715283523
>>715283935
what is this shit?
Anonymous No.715284371 >>715284646
>>715283523
in total or one day?? lol
Anonymous No.715284468 >>715284562
Kill pedos
Anonymous No.715284562 >>715285324
>>715284468
hello /qa/dditor
Anonymous No.715284609 >>715285460
>>715282825
What do you think NSFW means? I don't know about your job (assuming you've had one) but looking at little anime girls in their underwear during work would get a normal person fired, not promoted.
Anonymous No.715284646
>>715284254
>>715284371
300 kilometers (186 miles) in a month
Anonymous No.715284653
>>715251000
run?
Anonymous No.715284683 >>715284858 >>715285071
>>715267453
Top cute
Just "run" in a swimming pool, large preferably lmao
The resistance of the water is still really good cardio, while the buoyancy makes it easy on your joints
Anonymous No.715284786
I have spent over two and half hours trying to beat one of the last zerg missions in Brood War and I'm about to fucking punch a fucking hole through my monitor. Whoever designed that missions where terrain and zerg have a combined base needs to be fucking shot. They literally have every single fucking unit in the game in mass and you can't run them out of resources on top of constantly sending waves at you at every base. Holy fucking shit I'm actually feeling sick to my stomach with anger. I fucking hate video games.
Anonymous No.715284858 >>715285110
>>715284683
Do other people in pools judge you
Like I feel like people would be smirking at me running or swimming in a pool
Anonymous No.715284876 >>715285139
>>715278386
>jogging is a meme

Fatty detected.
Anonymous No.715285071 >>715285302
>>715284683
Diff anon, I have a 21ft diameter round pool. Is this large enough?
Anonymous No.715285110
>>715284858
Not really lmao
The "jerks" are outliers in most situations
Normal people think your just derping around in a pool
Remember your not like jogging in place.
Just a casual walk around in the water is still good for you
Anonymous No.715285139
>>715278386
>>715284876
>The Secretary of Health and Human Services of The United States of America says nobody should nor needs to exercise because the earth is constantly moving thus you are constantly moving
Anonymous No.715285302 >>715285679
>>715285071
Yes thats really good kek
I mentioned it because the mental image of some dork just stompping in a kiddy pool came to mind and i was worried about user error lol
Anonymous No.715285310 >>715285708 >>715285734 >>715285791 >>715287523
>200 on topic posts with minimal pedo posting

Why the fuck can’t you guys do the same with video games??
Anonymous No.715285324 >>715285708
>>715284562
/lgbt/ lost
Anonymous No.715285460
>>715284609
>What do you think NSFW means?
the amount of bikini'd girls on this board's OP?
>during work would get a normal person fired
you're not going to look at anyone's panties deliberately? what are you on about?
Anonymous No.715285676
For me? It's the rowing machine.
Anonymous No.715285679 >>715287103 >>715288007
>>715285302
So I'm good to just briskly poolwalk in a circle for as long as I can, then? And this is better than regular walking?
Anonymous No.715285708 >>715285873
>>715285324
>>715285310
and you're a normalnigger tourist protected by mods. 2d=/=3dpd you fucking rats from murica who ruined gaming and fiction as whole, in the west at least. kikes
Anonymous No.715285734 >>715286390
>>715285310
>thread full of anons who partake in regular healthy activity has healthy on-topic engagement

truly gets the noggin joggin
Anonymous No.715285785 >>715287498 >>715299906
>>715250890 (OP)
>run for half an hour
>sweaty
>tired
>not happy
I've been doing this since the start of the year, when will I stop feeling like shit?
Anonymous No.715285791 >>715286943
>>715285310
You new here?
Anonymous No.715285794 >>715285920
>>715250890 (OP)
I should've gone today instead of feeling mildly bored at what I'm playing all day. Hopefully doesn't rain tomorrow so I can go. Thanks Sakuraposter.
Anonymous No.715285873 >>715286223 >>715286390
>>715285708
pedotranny
Anonymous No.715285893
>>715251205
I can't swim and don't want to sign up for a course to learn it...
Anonymous No.715285920 >>715288974
>>715285794
But running while its raining is the best feel ever.
Anonymous No.715285959 >>715286438 >>715287275 >>715298321
>>715251000
Im possibly about to start a 12 hour shift job, done them before. I'm heavy (300 lbs) and losing weight, but even when i was 250 younger doing a job like this, the foot pain is unbearable. After the first 4 hours its pure pain, its all i can think about and all i can do to sit down in my car on break and nearly cum.
So, what are the options? Ive been to a podiatrist before and this fucker gave me corticosteroid shots, which cost a shit ton and only last a few days of relief. Im thinking after the first few weeks and i get my check to spend 400-500 on the most supreme bougie custom footwear, but ive spent good money on insoles before and its better but after a few weeks (the pain just gets worse every week, i never adjust even after months of this hell) it just gets worse and worse. I need a solution probably that isnt just "get good shoes bro" and "just stretch bro" , "just epsom bath your feet" ive done all of these things and i spend an hour out of my remaining 12 hours sin the day always treating it, i used to come home and ice bath my feet on lunch for the time i had.
Im really considering opiates. Who gives opiate prescriptions? I do need to be lucid though. I have read up from opiate users that if you are actually relieving pain with it, then you dont feel as encouraged to increase dose til you are a zombie. I'm so fucking desperate ive been checking archives and saw some schizo talking about "pain gating" or smashing another part of your body to distract from the original pain, about to be bringing razor blades to cut myself up to at least get novel pains.
Some of you fuckers have to be on your feet all day.
Anonymous No.715285976
>>715266723
this will be you in a year
Anonymous No.715286223 >>715286805
>>715285873
you will never be 4chan, actual pedo and mod's cocksleeve
Anonymous No.715286294
>>715250890 (OP)
Wear wrist weights while playing VR shooter vidya. Vidya is fun again.
Anonymous No.715286390 >>715286805
>>715285734
and it has nothing to do with loli and video game buy hey we have a newnigger moralfag>>715285873 who will report you and mods will bend the knee for reporting lolis amirite nigger?
Anonymous No.715286438 >>715287721
>>715285959
Just lose some weight you fucking retard
Anonymous No.715286559
>>715266368
Don't take anything of value with you, duh

>>715266261
Only way you'll get over that is through slow exposure and also getting to a point where you don't think you look like shit. Sooner you start the better.
Anonymous No.715286603
>>715250890 (OP)
>play video games for an hour
>jogging is fun again
Anonymous No.715286609 >>715286814 >>715288007
/v/ is the best place for discussion of any topic and i love off-topic threads because if the same thing is brought up elsewhere nothing interesting is said.
Anonymous No.715286793 >>715286902 >>715287474 >>715287749
I used to fucking love running. Had a whole home gym and everything.
I've always been a bit sickly but then it suddenly got a lot worse to the point I couldn't run anymore without my joints feeling god awful. This past year I lost the ability to lift weights because my own sweat will cause my entire body to break out in hives. I also now seem to be allergic to water and can barely shower, let alone swim. I've gone to a bunch of doctors, got a lot of tests, but it's always "I dunno what's wrong with you"

At least I've kept my metabolism cause I'm just simply doomed
Anonymous No.715286805 >>715286902
>>715286223
>>715286390
pedotrannies
Anonymous No.715286814 >>715288451
>>715286609
how about go fuck yourself newnigger and stop deleting my loli threads? where are the oldfag mods that will ban you for shitting up discussions in loli threads and ban you calling lolifags pedos. killed themselves i bet.
Anonymous No.715286842
>>715250890 (OP)
Thanks for posting this, OP. Helped get me off my ass and get a half-hour of walking in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YkygeDKMso
Anonymous No.715286864 >>715293129
>>715278487
I swam for a couple years at the local rec center (way cheaper than a gym, and they had free weights if I wanted to lift anyway). It was a giant olympic-sized pool split into lanes like pic related. Most of the day, the lanes are open to anyone on a first-come-first-serve basis. On especially busy days, I had to wait like 10 minutes for a lane to open, but most of the time it would just be me and a couple old dudes in the whole pool. I started out very easy, and I still almost made myself pass out and throw up the first day. But after a week, I felt way stronger and healthier. It's great cardio and builds hella muscles. I only fell off the wagon because I had a kid and it's a little more difficult to get out of the house for exercise with a baby/toddler.

A "lap" is one trip there and back down the lane. The lanes are going the "short" direction across the pool usually, which means they're about 25 meters.
My basic routine was:
>1 slow lap of whatever I wanted to do to warm up
>3 laps of freestyle
>3 laps of backstroke
>3 laps of breast stroke
>2 slower laps to cooldown doing whatever

When I got better, I went up to doing about 20 laps instead of 12. It was a really fun way to work out.
Anonymous No.715286902 >>715287051
>>715286805
>>715286793
die samefag.
Anonymous No.715286943
>>715285791
>Girl
Anonymous No.715287051 >>715287739
>>715286902
pedotranny
Anonymous No.715287103
>>715285679
Yes, you dont even have to push yourself. "As long as you can" is not really the goal, you can lose a lot of weight with just idle play in a pool. Water exercise is easy on your joints, your back, and such. Even if it's just casually floating and swimming around, it helps.
Good luck anon and enjoy your summer.
Anonymous No.715287275 >>715290706
>>715285959
Lose weight, build muscle. Yeah, you hear it non-stop, but there's a reason for that. It sounds like you're unable to support your own weight. I get you need something to band-aid so you can concentrate on literally anything else, just make sure you're actually working on the weight and muscle at that point. If the doc you're working with right now won't switch to other care methods, find another one. Emphasize non-stop how much of an issue it is. And don't shy away from trying shit like Ozempic/Wegovy/etc. Even if the weight isn't the direct cause, losing it will still alleviate some issues with you're feet.
not a doctor btw
Anonymous No.715287474
>>715286793
I’m sorry anon
That sucks
Anonymous No.715287498
>>715285785
Same. We were just born without the normalnigger gene where your body does everything it's supposed to do and general health advice is always applicable.
>just get sun and exercise and eat mostly whole foods and get a job and have friends and
Nothing makes me feel good. If I didn't do that stuff I would feel worse, but doing it doesn't make me feel good.
Anonymous No.715287523
>>715285310
everyone knows hobby boards suck for their actual topic
Anonymous No.715287721 >>715287912
>>715286438
how light do i have to be? 150 skellyton? im 6'2" i didnt look bad at 250 you telling me another 30-50 pounds is the difference between hell and feeling dandy? fuck off
Anonymous No.715287739 >>715287786
>>715287051
not denying that, actual pedo?
Anonymous No.715287749
>>715286793
uhh yeah go on keto diet
or suffer.
Anonymous No.715287786 >>715287920
>>715287739
pedotranny
Anonymous No.715287912 >>715288569 >>715289126 >>715290062 >>715290256 >>715297272
>>715287721
Anonymous No.715287920 >>715288065
>>715287786
yeah keep spamming the same word totally wont get you banned for spamming the same lame and notorious shit. you'd fit right in with the current state of this shitty website and whole internet, newnigger
Anonymous No.715288007
>>715285679
>And this is better than regular walking
Immensely. The resistance is great for building muscle without putting a lot of stress on your joints. It's the top thing physical therapists recommend for old people to stay fit. Also most gym or rec center pools will designate one lane exclusively for pool walking/running instead of swimming.

>>715286609
Off-topic threads are good for casual interest. If you ask how to get in shape on /fit/, some people are going to jump down your throat telling you to do shit you have no business doing as a newfag. Same thing with /lit/ telling barely literate noobs to go read dense textbooks.
Anonymous No.715288065
>>715287920
>save me mods!
Anonymous No.715288130 >>715289237
>>715250890 (OP)
>Starts jogging
>30 seconds later i am out of breath
It's over for me
Anonymous No.715288305 >>715288434 >>715288448 >>715288573 >>715290995
so if im a fat fuck is better to do cycling instead of jogging?
Anonymous No.715288406
>>715271303
>>715266323
Swimming is too technical for me. Can't lift my head to breathe properly while swimming for shit. Best I can do is keep my face down and kick full speed ahead. If I lift my head to try and breathe I just lose all rhythm and control. And man my stamina is shit too. I can't make it across the pool just doing that.
I failed the swimming class...
That said I did learn to swim even if I can't do it properly so it wasn't a waste
Anonymous No.715288434 >>715288573 >>715288681
>>715288305
fix your diet
Anonymous No.715288448
>>715288305
If you're a fat fuck you probably should be very careful with your joints, start slow, walking, swimming, erg machine, anything that's lower impact is probably a better place to start
And if you're determined to run, do it on grass instead of concrete
Anonymous No.715288451
>>715286814
what the fuck are you talking about dude??? you are fucking friendly firing and i have no problem with it i wasnt being sarcastic you fucking loser. Your pristine pure wife would hate your venoumous ass and would be ruined and real good innocent girls do get ruined by people liek you
Anonymous No.715288569
>>715287912
I’m overweight being 5’8 and 180lb
Nobody fucking told me
Anonymous No.715288573 >>715288681
>>715288305
This >>715288434
Nothing will change if you don't fix the root cause.
Anonymous No.715288681 >>715288972 >>715289036 >>715289327 >>715293389
>>715288434
>>715288573
unironically how? just gotta eat less and tolerate the hunger until my stomach gets used to the new schedule?
Anonymous No.715288852
>>715251000
Stay strapped in case of any innocent smiling pitbulls
Anonymous No.715288924
>>715251000
Couch to 5K app
It alternates between walking and running and has a schedule so it gradually has you run more over time.
Anonymous No.715288972
>>715288681
Unironically yes
You can autistically count calories and calculate your whatever, nerd shit, or you can just go the chad literally infallible route to weight loss and simply eat less
Anonymous No.715288974
>>715285920
There really is nothing better than a long run in the summer rain when you're on vacation. After a a couple of minutes your soaked wet anyway if it's really pouring down, you stay cool, and there's something odly soothing about it.
Anonymous No.715289036
>>715288681
eat better food. Fruits, vegetables, rice, real meat, etc. Real food is more satiating than the calorie dense, nutrient sparse trash most people eat and snack on
Anonymous No.715289126
>>715287912
NTA but I had a BMI of 22 working at my last job and had the same problem. it's not always purely a weight issue.
Anonymous No.715289237
>>715288130
If you did it every day it wouldn't matter that you start out only doing 30 seconds. Consistency matters a shitload more than going super hard on a single day, at all levels of skill.
Anonymous No.715289257 >>715289372 >>715289386 >>715289924 >>715290420 >>715302256 >>715302332
>running fucks up your knees
>bike instead
>it fucks up my dick
>do swimming instead
>excessive amounts of chlorine from public pools trigger a rash on my skin and I hear it can fuck up your lungs too, if you swim too frequently

Why can't I swim in a lake or river? Why can't I run on dirt and climb trees? Why do store-bought vegetables taste like cardboard? Why is farmed salmon shown to have 20x less nutrients than wild variant? Why have we built this horrible world for us to live in with our own hands? My instincts tell me living should not be this complicated.
Anonymous No.715289327
>>715288681
More saturated fats no trans fats and protein less carbs.
Less heavily processed food in general.
If you have insulin resistance, you should also try eating only once a day or in certain time window.
Fasting is the next step, but that would require you to not have any food on hand because I doubt you have strong will to do it.
Exercising won't make you lose weight if you don't fix your eating habits.
Exercising will help your metabolism though.
Anonymous No.715289372 >>715289692 >>715289985
>>715289257
>>it fucks up my dick
You're supposed to sit on your ass.
Anonymous No.715289386 >>715289692 >>715289985
>>715289257
>>bike instead
>>it fucks up my dick
excuse me, what? is my dick so small that i haven't noticed until now??
Anonymous No.715289692 >>715289815 >>715289985
>>715289372
>>715289386
I don't know if it's because of actual physical pressure in the region, or because blood flow goes away from the dick, but it goes REALLY flaccid and even after stopping it takes me a couple of hours to recover, one time I couldn't get an erection the whole day.
Anonymous No.715289815 >>715290048 >>715290473
>>715289692
lmao that's called being tired, retard. It's good for you. Sitting around being horny every day is what's bad for you.
Anonymous No.715289924 >>715294228
>>715289257
Buy a stepper and do 1hour+ steps on it. Not a mechanical stepper, just one of those fucking stupid plastic step shit.

It's honestly both one of the easiest and most demanding exercice I know. You can keep at it for 2+ hours straight with few if any exhaustion, and by the end of it, the exact second you stop it, you'll be a mess literally crying on the floor.
Anonymous No.715289985
>>715289372
>>715289386
>>715289692
If you lean forward while pedaling, you put pressure on your veins on the inside of your thighs.
You body needs that blood to pedal, obviously, so your autonomic nervous system tells your willy to shut up and wait its turn for blood. But, since your body doesn't do anything halfway, this state can last for a while.

So, dude, just lean farther back and stop leaning into the seat to pedal faster.
Anonymous No.715290018 >>715290445
masturbate to sakura
Anonymous No.715290048
>>715289815
theres different bike seats
theres ones that are pretty thin and uncomfy because they prioritize not causing friction as you pedal and your thighs move past it

then theres very large padded ones and anything in between
I would just try a different seat if the current one causes problems
Anonymous No.715290062
>>715287912
>For women
Did they change this recently? Last time I checked BMI was calculated exactly the same for men and women which makes the entire thing ridiculous to me.
Anonymous No.715290256
>>715287912
>Scale ends at 170
Holy hell, despite measuring in pounds this can't find half of the women in America.
Anonymous No.715290420
>>715289257
go swim in a clean lake or the ocean instead of a piss and shit filled caustic soup only kept from turning in to a cesspit by bleach and other detergents
Anonymous No.715290445 >>715290527 >>715291102 >>715292592 >>715299052
>>715290018
I've masturbated to most everything that Japan has ever produced, but I can't on Sakura.

CCS is too pure, too right, too straight for me to even think of Sakura getting anyone else than Syaoran. The movie made me cry when I was younger.
Anonymous No.715290473
>>715289815
Anon I get erections in the shower after gym just fine, and I'm even more tired there than after biking. It's not about being horny, I don't think you understand what it feels like to not be able to get an erection despite looking at porn and being in the mood, and I hope you won't. Either way I'm sticking with swimming for now and swallowing chlorine like a good goy.
Anonymous No.715290527
>>715290445
https://exhentai.org/g/3297357/9a7e101c33/

try butterchalk
Anonymous No.715290706
>>715287275
yeah, I hear ya. Thats the plan. I was 350 4 months ago, down a bit, and plan on keeping it up. I'll check out more doctors. Thanks.
Anonymous No.715290995 >>715291198
>>715288305
if you are really that fat and you have good healthcare, ask your doctor to help you out first
Anonymous No.715291102
>>715290445
>CCS
>too straight
literally everyone in the show is bisexual, including sakura herself
Anonymous No.715291198 >>715292105
>>715290995
in socialized healthcare nations where you go beg them for free stuff they dont really do much
they're funded enough to give you pills, not much else
you dont even get ozempic unless you're diabetic
Anonymous No.715291208
>jog 4 miles
>Takes me an hour
I used to be in a shape that wasn't round
Anonymous No.715291378
How do you expect to be at the top unless you treat your body well? good luck getting an anime waifu being a lardass. my waifu loves me for being fit AND for my top EoSD score.
Anonymous No.715291624 >>715294230
Based thread.

FIGHT! ON!
Anonymous No.715291751 >>715291829
>>715278169
Being skinny does not mean you're healthy.
Anonymous No.715291829
>>715291751
eating low amount of calories makes you live longer at least
Anonymous No.715292105
>>715291198
>beg
more like wake up at 5 am just to gain a spot with your local designated doctor for them to start to attend you and the other cunts around 9 am and thats if they went to work or are not in vacation, if you are unlucky then its another 2 hours wait until they assign you to another doctor....and all of that just to get a work day off justification.
Believe me, if it wasn't for the last part i would gladly pay 30$ bucks for a consult.
Anonymous No.715292257 >>715292735
When I heat hazelnuts my stomach starts to feel weird and like, I feel my heart rate more clearly somehow
whats /v/'s expert health opinion on what that might be about?
Anonymous No.715292503 >>715292628 >>715293342
Why are you a pedophile
Anonymous No.715292592
>>715290445
Do you think people only fap to anime girls when they don't like the character their canon pairing? Lol
Anonymous No.715292628
>>715292503
for the same reason you are in this thread.
Anonymous No.715292735
>>715292257
go to the vet faggot.
Anonymous No.715292780
>>715250890 (OP)
Cardio is gay lift weights.
Anonymous No.715292896
>>715258101
>no cute little sister to tease and teach new things to
why live
Anonymous No.715292939
>>715250890 (OP)
Fitness is key to help you play better, take pride in your health the same way many characters do
Anonymous No.715293115 >>715293229 >>715293579 >>715297636
>>715250890 (OP)
this only works if you have legs
Anonymous No.715293129
>>715286864
Thanks for the lengthy reply. I went to the gym and checked out the pools on the way back, but they're all pretty busy right now.
Anonymous No.715293229 >>715293367
>>715293115
you live in the age of inclussion, wheelchair bags have it easier than ever to live a normal life, hell there are even personalized gyms for you guys.
Anonymous No.715293230
>>715250890 (OP)
This but just walking
>>715251000
Just walk
Anonymous No.715293342
>>715292503
Because your Mom was to cute to passup
Anonymous No.715293367 >>715293687 >>715293771 >>715293937 >>715297636
>>715293229
i'm have legs, i was just making an observation
Anonymous No.715293389
>>715288681
I recommend adding healthy foods to your diet (fresh fruits and veggies, unprocessed meats, whole grain breads) instead of removing the unhealthy stuff. It'll fill you up faster, so you'll have less room for the junk, and reduce your overall calories (the ONLY thing that will actually affect weightloss). This also means you don't have to give up the tasty stuff altogether, it just makes consuming it in moderation easier. Also try to eat filling meals regularly so you feel less of an urge to snack. If you feel like you need a snack, it's probably close to time for a meal. Calorie tracking apps also help a ton, and if you're up for it, exercise speeds it up considerably (but is supplemental, your diet is the important part). I can't say for sure it'll work for you this way, everyone's different, but at the very least it has worked for me, I'm down ~50 pounds since january.
Anonymous No.715293475
>>715257864
I hate these because anon is too handsome
Anonymous No.715293579
>>715293115
Here you go bro
Protip:
If there are kids around you can lure them away with candy so you can have the gym all to yourself.
Anonymous No.715293687
>>715293367
Did you forget where you lost them or something?
Anonymous No.715293771
>>715293367
prove it.
Anonymous No.715293828 >>715293994 >>715294228 >>715294273 >>715294613
>Begin feeling like fucking shit because I do literally nothing all day but sit in front of a computer for both work and distraction.
>So much so my heart actually aches and acts erratically (beats out of tune) seemingly out of nowhere.
>Go hiking through the mountain in my backyard for maybe two to three days straight.
>Get sore muscles for a week, but my heart and overall physical condition go back to normal for months until I have to do it again.
Shit's weird. Hiking is also the only kind of exercise that does it for me, maybe because it's so fucking grueling and works my heart into submission. I think I read something about "high impact exercise" supposedly being good as well, but I don't really follow any of that.
Anonymous No.715293937
>>715293367
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A PHILOSOPHER HERE

COME ON PHILOSOPHER, PHILOSOPHIZE US SOMETHING
Anonymous No.715293994 >>715294168
>>715293828
why not just exercise regularly
Anonymous No.715294168 >>715294328
>>715293994
Because I hate exercising.
Anonymous No.715294228
>>715293828
Your entire body was made to walk. Hiking is an extension of it. It's something that comes naturally, because it's natural. Other workouts can be better, work your muscles better, or your heart, but you can't really beat walk "a long way on" as the most comfortable workout. You can literally do it for 8 hours straight, you were made to do it.

Which is also why the step >>715289924 thing is actually not a stupid idea.
Anonymous No.715294230
>>715291624
>/fit/fag who turns out to be a massive bro
This is the best side character archetype, it isn't debatable
Anonymous No.715294273
>>715293828
the human body was made to move and it's trying to kick you in the ass
Anonymous No.715294328
>>715294168
find someone or an animal to go with you
Anonymous No.715294536 >>715294715
>>715267291
>i jump rope (ropeless)
kek nigga get a rope they're cheap
also you're missing the shoulder/back benefits of skipping rope, and you don't need that much space, I literally jump in a small corner of the kitchen that's like less than 2 mt
Anonymous No.715294613
>>715293828
Yeah, hiking is great. Does more to my health than 10 long walks in a park. I think there's something about stepping on slightly soft, uneven ground and dirt that's so much better for us than flat ground. Or maybe it's all the negative ions from the trees around, I dunno.
Anonymous No.715294715
>>715294536
i do it in from of my monitor there's not really room. also the handles are weighted
Anonymous No.715295287
>>715258019
Don't listen to these empty-headed monkeys, you have a vast and delicate soul
Write a great american novel before you end up killing yourself
Anonymous No.715296628 >>715296743 >>715296919 >>715297113 >>715310746
>exercise while watching (loli) anime
>video games are fun again
Anonymous No.715296743
>>715296628
congrats on learning to speak japanese
Anonymous No.715296919
>>715296628
I salute you
Anonymous No.715297113
>>715296628
i do this with gay furry porn
Anonymous No.715297272
>>715287912
I'M SORRY I DON'T UNDERSTAND ISRAEL'S COCKSUCKER UNITS.
Anonymous No.715297315 >>715297403
>>715276818
>don't exercise in 10 years
>try to exercise again
>out of shape
>"This must be because of age!"
Anonymous No.715297403 >>715297723
>>715297315
Could be both.
Anonymous No.715297636
>>715293115
>>715293367
Based
>life sucks when your x
>oh im not x just saying
Anonymous No.715297723
>>715297403
cycling is unique in that it doesnt strain joints or cause impacts anywhere which could demand stopping the exercise. All it does is constantly put strain on the biggest muscles you have and its leads to feeling a lot of pain if you keep doing it without needing to stop.
Anonymous No.715298192
Me? I walk.
Anonymous No.715298279 >>715298634
>>715251000

You gotta carry a knife, everybody knows you run faster with a knife.
Anonymous No.715298321 >>715302507
>>715285959
What kind of foot pain? I've had plantar faciitis for the last year, bad enough I could barely walk some days. Finally started getting better when I took 2 weeks barely walking anywhere and got back to the gym. Also you already know but keep losing weight.
Anonymous No.715298634
>>715298279
Boom Headshot!
Anonymous No.715299052 >>715299192
>>715290445
What about now?
Anonymous No.715299192 >>715301767
>>715299052
>tears
Anonymous No.715299336 >>715299598 >>715314632
>>715250890 (OP)

>Goon to the new Shoujo Ramune episode.
>Play Sven Coop.
>Never been happier in life.
Anonymous No.715299598
>>715299336
good thing they finally managed to draw the nipples well
Anonymous No.715299906
>>715285785
Getting sweaty of your own accord actually feels good though. feels like I let toxic shits out of my body.
Anonymous No.715300116 >>715300458
>>715250890 (OP)
>drink 2L of sugar water
>stomach ache
Anonymous No.715300425
>>715257448
Madison
Anonymous No.715300458
>>715300116
>drink 3 2L bottles of Coke
>want more
Anonymous No.715300557 >>715300621 >>715300647 >>715300787 >>715302013
New running shoes or airpods?
Anonymous No.715300602 >>715302612
Yeah, do something better that won't rape your shins.
>>715275982
What nonsense. If your hr is the same that's what matters.
Anonymous No.715300621
>>715300557

AirPods then shoes.
Anonymous No.715300647 >>715300787
>>715300557
earfun air pro 4 are cheaper
buy those + shoes from temu for cheap
Anonymous No.715300787
>>715300557
>>715300647
Servis Cheetahs
Anonymous No.715301381 >>715301481
>>715250890 (OP)
I do jumping jacks instead of jogging because I don't want to go outside
unfortunately not even exercise can renew my interest in games anymore

>>715258019
>now feel horny as hell
This is unironically part of the reason why I don't work out as much as I should or want to.
Regular exercise shoots my sex drive up and it's becomes incredibly difficult to do anything because I'm horny all the time.
Anonymous No.715301481 >>715301692
>>715301381
The whole point of excercing is going outside. Doing it indoor hardly refresh your brain.
Anonymous No.715301614 >>715302034 >>715302865 >>715304072 >>715308603
>blatant loli thread stays up for 300 posts
What the fuck is wrong with you guys
Anonymous No.715301692 >>715302007
>>715301481
If I go outside then other people can see my ghoulish appearance and autistic mannerisms and they'll judge me.
Anonymous No.715301767
>>715299192
Based ethical coomer.
Anonymous No.715301909
>>715250890 (OP)
>jog XX km
>too tired to do anything
>sit and stare at the screen
>go to sleep
Anonymous No.715302007
>>715301692
You'll look less ghoulish once you get a dose of sunlight, which you aren't going to get inside.
Anonymous No.715302013
>>715300557
Slow the fuck down Sakura
Anonymous No.715302034
>>715301614
CCS is legitimate good anime. It has lolis, but it's not pornographic or even really risque other than a 4th grader being engaged to her teacher.
Anonymous No.715302256 >>715302418 >>715302470
>>715289257
>swim in lake
>get brain eating parasite
>die a few hours later
Anonymous No.715302332 >>715302467
>>715289257
>swimming in chlorine pools fucks up lungs
Is this true /v/?
Anonymous No.715302418
>>715302256
>swim in a lake
>small organism that evolved specifically to swim up my urethra swims up my urethra
Anonymous No.715302467 >>715302718
>>715302332
olympic swimmers spend about 40h swimming in chlorinated water a week and they go to the olympics so its probably not that severe
Anonymous No.715302470 >>715302724
>>715302256
>literally no treatment
>you just die
Why are lakes so scary
Anonymous No.715302507
>>715298321
idk, pain pain. hurt ouch pain. whole foot depending on pressure. though at times it hurts even though im in bed. mild in that case though and stretches help enough with that.
Anonymous No.715302612
>>715300602
i dont believe the heartrate meme because i can fap for hours regularly intense with 180 bpm + and i still cant run without being out of breath
Anonymous No.715302718
>>715302467
being an olympic athlete does not mean that you are healthy
most of them have lifelong health issues as a result
Anonymous No.715302724
>>715302470
because only like two people a year get the infection, it's difficult to even trace let alone study
Anonymous No.715302748 >>715302805
>>715250890 (OP)
The same reason games are more fun if you're gainfully employed and/or are making progress on your career/education.
Anonymous No.715302805
>>715302748
yeah and not knowing if you'll be homeless in couple months helps too
Anonymous No.715302865
>>715301614
4chan will have to deal with shocked newfags for eternity
Anonymous No.715303853
about 3 months into lifting something changed and i now have to sleep in specific positions to avoid my arm / hand going numb in the middle of the night
i'm used to sleeping on my side, face down, but apparently this is what causes it
Anonymous No.715304072
>>715301614
>suddenly
Anonymous No.715304090 >>715304619
>lose 30lbs
>still want to lose another 15lbs or so
>plateaued for the last month
i need to lock tf in fr no kizmo
Anonymous No.715304206 >>715304303 >>715304318 >>715304427 >>715305941 >>715308268
hello
women owe me sex
if i dont get sex
i will RAPE
Anonymous No.715304303 >>715306180
>>715304206
i will never stop laughing at posts like this, king. keep /v/ cultured.
Anonymous No.715304318 >>715306180
>>715304206
good morning sir
Anonymous No.715304427 >>715306180
>>715304206
hello brahmin sir
Anonymous No.715304574 >>715304739 >>715305971
gymcels werent lying when they said lifting is better than cardio desu
lifting heavy shit makes me feel insanely good about myself compared to running or cycling which just makes me feel gay and tired
Anonymous No.715304619 >>715304980
>>715304090
you could just, you know, take a break and do a refeed or something. unless you're morbidly obese, in which case you should probably keep cutting. i'm not a big subscriber to the
>just suck it up and embrace the suck for as short a time period as possible
then again, i'm also only down 10 lbs. in 4 months despite looking a lot better.
Anonymous No.715304739 >>715305091
>>715304574
Joint status?
Anonymous No.715304980 >>715305261
>>715304619
>refeed
will look into it
>unless you're morbidly obese, in which case you should probably keep cutting
started at 204lbs on feb 1st, 173 as of tuesday this week
>despite looking a lot better
hah i wish i could relate, i still feel fat as fuck but my bf% was crazy high to start with i think. i've been eating like shit for 30 years
Anonymous No.715305091
>>715304739
fine i just apply wd40 after each session
Anonymous No.715305261 >>715305656
>>715304980
204 to 173 is pretty impressive, grats
>wish i could relate
are you actually working out while you're losing weight, or are you just dieting and focusing purely on weight loss?
Anonymous No.715305656 >>715306707
>>715305261
thanks
>are you actually working out while you're losing weight, or are you just dieting and focusing purely on weight loss?
the first 20ish lbs were definitely the latter, but the most recent 10 were with some cardio and basic 5kg dumbbell stuff. definitely been halfassing it lately though because its hot as fuck here, like i said just need to lock in and stop being lazy
Anonymous No.715305941 >>715306029 >>715306071
>>715304206
I love women so much bros
Anonymous No.715305971
>>715304574
>finally squat 200lb
>just feels heavy as shit
>feel tired for 2 days after
>have to squat 205 today

You guys were fucking liars
Anonymous No.715306029
>>715305941
she looks more like chinagirl from gintama
Anonymous No.715306071
>>715305941
is that aaaaaluna_? i love that little chink
Anonymous No.715306180
>>715304303
>>715304318
>>715304427
good MORNING gentlemen
I have just finished masturbating
i no longer lust for women's flesh
i am ready to plan out my day for cooking and gym and cleaning my room.
Anonymous No.715306654
>>715280142
>>715266723
I think the true blackpill for me was realizing that my family and my parents were all retarded losers. I couldn't look at them the same way, could barely bring myself to love them like I used to knowing they were actually just lazy, hateful morons.
Anonymous No.715306707
>>715305656
just lift. it's fun and does much more for feeling good and looking good than merely losing weight. i say this as someone with the mental illness of liking cardio.
high protein, satiating foods, intermittent fasting. find lifts you like, practice proper form but don't be anal about it, 1-2 reps in reserve before failure, progressive overload, learn to program and listen to your body. you don't even need a gym membership - a set of adjustable dumbbells and a bench (or something that subs for a bench) will carry you for a long time.
Anonymous No.715307628 >>715307841 >>715308276
>Fell for the meme that working out will make you feel better
>I feel the same way afterwards except just more tired and sweaty
Anonymous No.715307768
>ran for 3 days
>no result still fat
how long do i have to do this?
Anonymous No.715307841 >>715308258
>>715307628
Working out is as much a cope as gaming if you aren't gainfully employed, it's just a more socially acceptable way to waste your time.
Anonymous No.715308258 >>715308630
>>715307841
>gainfully employed
Huh?
Anonymous No.715308268
>>715304206
No.
Anonymous No.715308276 >>715308535 >>715309159 >>715312065
>>715307628
lifting is just one step to making life better. As a person who looks at a screen, charts, and graphs most of everyday, I look forward to picking up and putting down heavy shit
Anonymous No.715308535
>>715308276
>Being a wageslave with a roastie will make you feel better
Whoever made this image is insanely underage
Anonymous No.715308603 >>715308751
>>715301614
Honestly, I'd just glad it's not the screechy meme spouting cunnyfag variety. I can take some good-natured Sakura enjoyment.

Running and walking is good too. Really, just being outside in a place with trees is good. Finding a good park is helped me to want to go out more after years of being a hermit.
Anonymous No.715308630
>>715308258
he is a NEET that probably thinks all his problem will be solved once he gets a job
Anonymous No.715308751
>>715308603
these guys started ruining sakura threads too
Anonymous No.715308895
>>715258019
Nothing like going to a massage parlor and getting felt up or in some cases fucked after a hard workout
You'll feel a lot better than jerking off
Of course if you do that every time you work out you'd have to be a richfag to pay for it, but if you're feeling that emotional, try it out.
If you're feeling like that after EVERY workout, get some meds or something idk.
Anonymous No.715309159 >>715309256 >>715309343 >>715309418
>>715308276
How fucked am I bros
Anonymous No.715309198
>>715250890 (OP)
Been doing this for the past few years soon as a friend encouraged me to pick up PoGo. Helped me break out of my social anxiety and made me feel more energetic in general, so despite it being kind of a mid game I owe it my gratitude.
Anonymous No.715309256
>>715309159
thats what you should have at minimum
don't let jew niggers and women niggers convince you that you need them
beat women to death
rape them
Anonymous No.715309343 >>715309502
>>715309159
not being financially responsible is just silly
Anonymous No.715309418
>>715309159
doing better than 95% of this board
Anonymous No.715309502 >>715310082
>>715309343
Not that guy but what does that even mean?

What if he lives paycheck to paycheck
Anonymous No.715310082 >>715310159
>>715309502
live below your means, have enough for unexpected problems, and try to invest something. If you live paycheck to paycheck then you either need to figure out how to spend less or make more money
Anonymous No.715310159 >>715310397
>>715310082
Easier said than done
Anonymous No.715310274 >>715310468 >>715314571
>>715250890 (OP)
>fap to Sakura
>go to sleep
Anonymous No.715310397 >>715310479
>>715310159
as are most things. It's your life so either you're going to take the hard steps to try and make it better or not. Or not is a totally valid option but be prepared for the consequences
Anonymous No.715310468
>>715310274
Good man.
Anonymous No.715310479
>>715310397
Fucking G-Man
Anonymous No.715310746 >>715310923
>>715296628
>Start dolls collection
>Get attached and start wondering what kind of personality the dolls would have.
>Start wondering what kind of person I'd have to be to take care of them.
>...
>Start planning, improving, and saving to live a better life.
Whatever works right?
Anonymous No.715310923
>>715310746
cute
Anonymous No.715311248
>>715260891
That's my HERO.
Anonymous No.715311350
>>715251000
Remember, high seman, and max your fingerless glove meter to start.
Anonymous No.715311384
>>715250890 (OP)
Anonymous No.715311727 >>715312150
>>715250890 (OP)
Wasn't Cardcaptors supposed to be a girls show? and i bet you're a guy that watched it. Just like you were a guy that watched Sailor Moon instead of Dragon Ball Z. This is why people have a point on this board whenever the term tranime is brought up.
Anonymous No.715312035
>>715279195
Couch 2 5k app works great for me (couch 2 10k in my case)
Anonymous No.715312065
>>715308276
based
Anonymous No.715312121 >>715313604
>>715252072
wait what
Anonymous No.715312150
>>715311727
> Just like you were a guy that watched Sailor Moon instead of Dragon Ball Z.
Dumb culture warrior even normalfags watched both. They were the faces of anime back then.
Anonymous No.715312290 >>715314192 >>715314568
Is this a /fit/ thread or a Sakura thread...
Anonymous No.715313604 >>715313652 >>715317126
>>715312121
She removed two animations from her intro that were "too lolicon-pandering" and she posted her stats onto twitter like 2 days ago, confirming that she is 150cm which is complete bullshit because she was obviously intended to be 135cm and there's no way she intended to be taller than Gura. Hell, she's the same height as fucking Amelia. Complete nonsense. She debuted hard with lolicon-pandering, the usual suspects had a shitfit and now she is doing this. Fuck her.
Anonymous No.715313652
>>715313604
Fucking gutless
Anonymous No.715314192
>>715312290
Both.
Anonymous No.715314568
>>715312290
both m8
Anonymous No.715314571
>>715310274
Just jacked to this
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131103616
amazing stuff
Anonymous No.715314632 >>715315920
>>715250890 (OP)
Eh, I prefer to go on walks instead of jogs. For years I've just been hiking 2 miles a day (maybe longer on occasion) and it's helped a lot. I can eat basically whatever I want and not gain too much weight. (but I still try to avoid too much junk food)
Also, if nothing helps your mental state after a long period of time and you feel like you can't get better, there's no shame in trying medication. Don't let anyone here tell you otherwise. If it works for you and you don't feel like blowing your brains out every day, then just stay on it. Just find the one that works the best for your genetics. They have blood tests to determine which medication works for you. Oh and avoid addictive shit like Xanax.
>>715299336
Fucking hell THIS is how I find out there's a new one? I gotta get on that shit.
Anonymous No.715315749 >>715316463 >>715317436
Asking as a light exercise enjoyer (walking, stretching), do you guys not get that weird fear that if you exercise too much (or too heavily) you might get one of those stupid body conditions? (like an injured joint, weird-behaving heart, or something like that)

Because I do
Anonymous No.715315920
>>715314632
>a medication that removes brainfogs and gives me motivation without the side effect
I don't think such a medication exists
Anonymous No.715316463 >>715316931
>>715315749
Those kinds of injuries only happen to people with no muscle mass who run extremely long distances on spindly bones not real people.
Anonymous No.715316471 >>715316612 >>715317528 >>715317760
How do you go to the gym without looking at womens abs
Anonymous No.715316612
>>715316471
/v/ is gay so that's not a problem.
Anonymous No.715316785
>>715251000
climb stairs instead
Anonymous No.715316882
it's been pouring out all fucking day for the last 4 days
haven't been able to jog for the last week :(
Anonymous No.715316931
>>715316463
Not according to my information + anecdotal evidence
Besides, it's very easy to find stories (and greentexts) of average people getting injured while exercising like out of nowhere
Anonymous No.715317126
>>715313604
She disliked lolicons as senzawa, do you think she changed her mind or do you think she liked your money? lol
Anonymous No.715317436 >>715317734
>>715315749
Humans aren't supposed to live past 30 anyway
Anonymous No.715317528 >>715317682
>>715316471
I wear sunglasses so nobody sees where I'm looking. I won't give the gym thots the satisfaction of catching me checking them out.
Anonymous No.715317682 >>715317795
>>715317528
>bro wears sunglasses indoor
Anonymous No.715317734
>>715317436
fake news, The "average life span in ancient times" was at 30 due to the early death of many babies and children (high birth/childhood mortality) lowering the average by a lot, the actual life span of regular and healthy people were probably around 45-55 something
Anonymous No.715317760
>>715316471
busy thinking about the work out
not in the mood to think or even acknowledge the existence of women
Anonymous No.715317795
>>715317682
My vision is augmented.
Anonymous No.715317893
sex with sakura
fuck off jannies for no reason in particular
Anonymous No.715318021
>>715250890 (OP)
I can't jog. My legs feel like lead. I can barely even walk.
Anonymous No.715318102
Does exercise actually help? I feel like shit 24/7.