>>718868623

Fuck Texas.

Here in North Carolina, the age of consent is 16 and lolis are welcomed with open arms.

>>513636784

>Be me, 19
>First day at a new job
>Mom makes me lunch
>Lunch time rolls around
>QT coworker sees my bag that says 'Have a nice first day! Love, Mom' on the side
>'Awwww, how cute! Mommy made you lunch!'
>Take out my BLT, Doritos, a plum and icy cold Dr. Pepper then look at her with nothing for lunch.
>Say 'It must suck to not have a Mom who loves you.'
>I share my lunch with her.

A week later, I fucked her.

Thanks, Momma!

>>715250890

>Goon to the new Shoujo Ramune episode.
>Play Sven Coop.
>Never been happier in life.

>>714873639

Toby has a valid point. If a 'content creator' is given a free copy to review the at the very least they should link to said game. Especially because the 'content creator' is profiting from 'creating content' from said game.

One hand washes the other.

As for me, I just pirate everything.

And I refuse to tip and/or eat pussy.

>>714273714

Oh ye of little faith.

>>508685203

I like to lay down in my shower and take a comfy 45 minute nap in the rain.

All while my air conditioning is on 64 degrees.

>>507315333
reminder mary was canonically 12 at the time she gave birth to jesus