>>714706350
god I wish that were me
I actually have a fantasy of being a supervillain's normie boyfriend, being emotionally supportive and grounding her to reality whenever her shit gets blown up.
>"hi honey!"
>"A civilian?! You fiend! You kidnapped a pedestrian in addition to threatening the lives of countless citiz-"
>"No that's not- uergh... hi honey, I'll just be another minute, I didn't get to my monologue yet
>"oh okay! good luck babe! :3"