>Be me in 1st grade
>women teachers ban running on playground. No running is allowed from day 1
>kids run anyway
>supervisor woman forcefully grabs my arm
>says I have to sit on curb and cant play rest of the day since I was running
>I said but all the other kids are running
>she says well oh yeah? I caught you! I caught you! So you're done!

My mom was also christian and beat me with a belt. Why are most women so hateful and pathetic?