Oh, hi. Microsoft here. We have chosen to stop supporting the operating system installed on the overwhelming majority of computers in the world at this time. It would be trivial for us to keep supporting Windows 10 but we don't want to, because reasons.

Now, we just scanned the hardware in your pc and we regret to inform you that you need a new pc. That's right. You see, your pc is missing a certain crypto-processer TPM chip that we can use to track you and everything you do on your pc. Yes, the chip gives your pc a unique fingerprint that we will verify and log anytime we want, including your browsing habits, your online transactions, your uploads and downloads, the emails you send, the devices attached to your pc including when and how you use them, your hard drive activity such as moving or deleting files, and much, much more. We will do this for you, you know, for your security.

Now go out and buy a new pc so that we can fingerprint you and log everything you do with that pc, or else you will be stuck with that old Windows 10, and when we say old we mean the version right before the new Windows 11. It's not really old but don't you worry about that. And pay no attention to that Linux guy, mmmkay?