https://youtu.be/K5jqz2X56A0?si=CeXaSP5vbwz2aUHS

*Scorpion and the Frog symbolism appears before you*
I calculate
*chews toothpick*

Well...technically the calculator ugh calculates, technically the car drives, and Goose just moves the wheel and pedals...*looks around awkwardly* but...yeah...what is it you would say that you do actually around here anyway?
Perhaps we haven't been properly introduced.
I am the esoteric numbers expert, the master of past and present, and you are?
You never did tell me, what is your job around here again?

Who . . .are you?
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are
you
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