Had to delete assumptions until 4chan thought I wasn't a bot so sorry people who got left out. :(

>>33990519
Is cooler and more interesting than everyone else in this thread, travels the world, drinks absinthe the proper way

>>33990536
Hasn't gone outside or showered in three days

>>33992632
Belives in spirituality more than average, has taken psychedelic drugs

>>33992905
Literally just an average guy. Watches Netflix, occassionally goes to the gym, has some friends, but is ultimately a bit boring

>>33992975
Loves weed and anime