Thread 33989760

Ok heres mine to start

>>33989760 (OP)
My assumption? You take it up the ass and on your face...

>>33989760 (OP)
"straight" man curious about femboys

This should be funny

>>33989760 (OP)
You like nu metal

>>33989983
A 1970s pimp from vegas

>>33989983
Art house movie enjoyer

>>33990491
dumb and has BPD, would stab in the balls because you had a dream where your bf cheated on you.

>>33990491
Likes Sleep Toekn to an unhealthy degree

>>33989983
Has been to Cannes at least once

>>33989760 (OP)
uses snapchat more than anyone their age should.

>>33989760 (OP)
Looks like you could be a potential BF

>>33990536
Based on that picture my assumption is that you're retarded, can't even see your face properly. Maybe post a picture that one: isn't 90° tilted, two: doesn't shroud your face in shadow/light

>>33989760 (OP)
u enjoy deathmetal and ur parents were hoarders

>>33989983
u listen to imagine dragons

>>33990491
u liked bladee when he was underground and now u think drainers are cringe

>>33990519
u use reddit a lot and are heteroflexible

>>33990536
i cant see u

>>33989760 (OP)
Bisexual, probably an incel but doesn't act like it
Failed college but extremely intelligent and talented
>>33989983
Schizo, listens to MGMT, Daniel Johnston vibes
>>33990491
Trans, would probably ghost me until you saw how big it is - extremely reclusive
>>33990519
You like Johnny Depp and Alice Cooper, I like your style - I had those glasses for a while
>>33990536
Bullied, extremely lonely

>>33992431
Dude, Imagine Dragons fucking blows. Soulless trash. I like 70s-90s rock, and new wave

>>33992632
Doesn’t Daniel Johnston dress plain as fuck? Lol, I’m not mad just find that comparison. Schizo cause of the outfit I take it?

>>33990519
I’ve never left my country

>>33989983
Not bad at all

>>33992758
Nah, not schizo in an insulting way, you're like a Christopher Lloyd character or something out of the 90s. Zany, mad genius type

>>33992758
Holy fuck I accidentally replied to my own post kek. Meant the last one for
>>33990306 being tired sucks

>>33992777
Oh lol, thanks

>>33992632
Listens to Pink floyd, knows a lot about geography and was adm of some minecraft Server

>>33990536
Incel, reads a lot of unusual mangas

>>33990519
Really extroverted, cocky in a funny way, drinks a lot

>>33990491
Femcel, listens to Lana del Rey and is into BDSM

>>33992905
Posts in jawline rating threads only to have that awful acne be made fun of.

Had to delete assumptions until 4chan thought I wasn't a bot so sorry people who got left out. :(

>>33990519
Is cooler and more interesting than everyone else in this thread, travels the world, drinks absinthe the proper way

>>33990536
Hasn't gone outside or showered in three days

>>33992632
Belives in spirituality more than average, has taken psychedelic drugs

>>33992905
Literally just an average guy. Watches Netflix, occassionally goes to the gym, has some friends, but is ultimately a bit boring

>>33992975
Loves weed and anime

>>33993133
Clan Tremere, House Carna loyalist.
Probably aligns with the Anarchs.
(Correct on all counts btw, but sometimes I'll mix absinthe with champagne for a fun time)

>>33993133
friendly queer person from seattle

>>33992905
you are so overconfident about your jaw that you forgot to take care of other aspects of your life, like your acne
>>33992975
machine learning early attempt at imagining what a human looks like
>>33992632
you are a hedonist. you have given up on being good and just try to live your best life

>>33993133
you are highly empathetic. you have lots of insecurities but avoid dooming and try to keep up a good mood. you detest being around depressed people and try your best to cheer others up

f me

>>33994933
russian girl that works in retail. you spend a fair share on makeup, skincare and haircare products. you have low self esteem and don like being around pretentious people. you are fond of hair dye and lomography

>>33989760 (OP)
caught the brony mind-virus in 2011
>>33989983
started lurking /fa/ and now tries to dress like a late 80s coke dealer. probably listens to whiny indie rock like MJ Lenderman or Pinegrove
>>33990491
you really got into H.I.M at one point. You also probably never scoop your cat's litter box
>>33990519
You probably have an underage girlfriend. You own an electric guitar, and play it on video chatrooms for attention.
>>33990536
You have 1,200 hours in Factorio. You're also a /mu/tant who got really into Sunn O))) at one point
>>33992632
Enlightened gentleman. You definitely wore a fedora to school back in the day. Probably an atheist.
>>33992905
7-1
>>33992975
You probably are a monster at Smash Bros. You also listen to Tech N9ne and eat Little Caesars pizza.
>>33993133
Hairy legs + wiccan
>>33994933
Socially awkward UK grill. Kpop enjoyer, and your car is probably past due for an oil change.

>>33994972
you collect fancy cologne / fragrances

i also dont own a car :(

>>33989760 (OP)
i dont make assumptions because only god can judge

>>33995008
ok i tried doing assumptions but system thought it was spam and im not writing that shit again

>>33994972
>7-1
How could you tell

>>33994972
biritsh jamaican, studies sociology in birmingham. you drink more than you should

>>33995008
you never leave your zone of comfort

>>33989760 (OP)

didnt jank get arrested in the woods behind some gilrs house , maybe he got tired of taking his dads dick

https://discord.gg/NVrDEBrSEm

>>33995008
Learnt o work around the bullshit spam filter (thanks hiroshimoot) and try again

>>33994972
Wishes for once, their chin just had perfect vision....

>>33994933
forms unhealthy parasocial relationships with music artists

>>33995145
>How could you tell
The hair

>>33989760 (OP)
Murrican from the midwest?

>>33993133
Actually a magician from King Arthur

>>33989983
Gives GTA Online quests

>>33992975
That one guy from the movie who asking for cheeseburgers

hi

>>33989983
party animal
>>33990491
shy
>>33990519
overconfident
>>33992632
nerdy
>>33992905
normie
>>33993133
sad
>>33993133
bitchy feminist
>>33995008
gets hoes
>>33996669
kind

>>33993133
pagan, scams people with crystal healing and tarot reading. gossips a lot
>>33995008
hispanic-american living in california. likes to cyberbully and abuse animals
>>33996669
african american. hated going to church as a kid, eventually became an atheist. collects a bunch of nendoroid figures and sleeps with a sonic plush.
>>34001390
has a tattoo he really regrets. vapes a lot and drink redbull everyday. got arrested for vandalism as a teenager, uses 'loreal anti-aging creams

>>34002950
Haha you got one sort of right and it's pretty surprising to me! and I have been tempted to get a tattoo but i'd 100% regret it eventually

>>34001390
>>34002950
both wrong why tf would i abuse animals if the picture is with my cat???????

>>34007140
You look almost exactly like my first gf, so, too many inside pets + years of gameplay on the Sims?

>>33992632
Fragile masculinity.

>>33992905
Listens to Pink floyd, knows a lot about geography and was adm of some minecraft Server

>>33996669
Gay.

>>33995008
You look like you would take me to the best Mexican restaurant ever, pay the bill and buy flowers at the end. Hottie

>>34007237
Idk why but something tells me you like horror movies

>>34008254
why does everyone think im mexican?????

>>34008254
my discord is munch3r if u want to add me

>>34003929
>why tf would i abuse animals if the picture is with my cat?
i think it was because you were holding them in an uncomfortable position :(

>>34008381
she likes to be held like that, if i hold her normally she squirms and scratches

>>34007663
obnoxious guy that calls people maricons. is very unfunny and schadenfreude your male friends in a lame attempt to impress women. used to glue gum at other kids hair at school. your grandmother taught you how to crochet and sew your own clothes from an early age
>>33989760 (OP)
likes to hike and do parkour. cops often ask where you are coming from.
>>33989983
still lives in that same small town. never travelled outside your home state and is very risk averse. your father died from a collapsed airway in 2021 and you still haven't gotten over it. wishes for once something interesting would change your life course.

>>34008292
I didn't even say you're Mexican, I said you'd take me to a Mexican restaurant lol

>>33994972
Grew up in a not so nice neighborhood in NYC. part time underground musician; owns a bass guitar but also plays some brass instrument. very knowledgeable on different EDM subgenres. is terrible at chess.
>>33990536
Excellent at math but never talks about it. has an alienware gaming pc, only plays sim racing and driving simulators. is very good at wreckfest
>>33990519
Knows a bunch of card tricks. watched charlie and the cholocate factory more than 3 times. secretly leers at his teenage niece. favorite manga is berserk
>>34007237
Anger issues and struggle with self control. goes to rehab and wear dr marten boots

>>34008400
I’ve only travelled the next state over, and my dad did have to go in an ambulance for the first time back in 2021 due to breathing issues from COPD, so that’s kinda fucked up anon lol. He didn’t die though, thankfully

>>34008509
i had no idea sorry, lol

>>34008516
you hav e that sadness in your eyes, however. you promised to never smoke so you dont contract a lung disease. you are very afraid of dying in your sleep

>>33989983
Looks and acts like nfkrz. Is shy until he gets drunk
>>33990491
Loves attention. Gets really attached to people
>>33990519
Wants to be a model
>>33995008
Fuckboy
>>33996669
Has a switch

>>34013757
has low self esteem because of his early onset baldness. owns a corsair t1 race gaming chair and harass women on overwatch. spends a lot on maison margiela and hates shaving due to pseudolliculitis.
>>34013672
self aware but insecure. goes out for a run at 3am and wears a fitbit fitness tracker to monitor his sleep patterns. had a nightcore phase growing up. favorite cartoon is adventure time, listens to babymetal and family goes to the black sea on vacation.

>>34007140
Favorite song is Hym For The Weekend. Believes in alternative medicine, such as quiropraxy, acupuncture, homeopathy and thinks magnetic bracelets can heal arthritis. Watches instagram reels about travelling and follows online drama. Wears eco-friendly make-up but litters the street.
>>33994972
Likes House MD and post punk/instrumental rock. Read the original Sherlock books by Arthur Conan Doyle and thinks the BBC adaptation is gammy and doesn't live up to it. Has allergy to pollen.

>>33992905
Drinks too much chocolate milk and is definitely banned from Hypixel
>>33994933
Milkshakes
>>33990491
Owns a record player made in 2014

>>34013963
>Likes House MD and post punk/instrumental rock. Read the original Sherlock books by Arthur Conan Doyle and thinks the BBC adaptation is gammy and doesn't live up to it. Has allergy to pollen.
Surprisingly accurate

>>34013963
If ur referring to the bracelet in wearing it’s not like a quartz magical bracelet it’s a cheap ass craft bracelet

Fuck it… here’s me

>>34015634
Probably a christian, easily feels guilty and is a bad liar. Has a calm demeanor but takes Prozac for anxiety and sleeps with a weighted blanket.

>>34015634
You date scruffy white guys and probably watch anime. You have some ratchet cousins that you secretly look down upon. You suck at cooking, and your mom was probably kinda psycho.

You look like you have really good pussy though. I'm basing your assumption on a chick who I used to date.

>>34020388
NYPA

>>34015634
owns a captive-bolt pistol, compulsive coin-flipper

>>33989760 (OP)
Annoying stoner
>>33989983
Gay pedophile but one of the cool artistic ones
>>33990491
Wore cat ears to school in 6th grade
>>33990519
Edgy bisexual who listens to TV static and calls it music

>>33990536
Plays a lot of Otome games
>>33992632
Second generation indian immigrant in the US who pretends to be latino
>>33992905
Heterosexual sex haver who spends a lot of time on Twitter
>>33992975
Black weeb on Adderall
>>33993133
Feminist transbian
>>33994972
Normal guy who raped the family dog when he was 14 but regrets it
>>33996669
Leftist who says white people are the real niggers
>>34001390
Irish republican bassist who likes alt lit

>>34007663
Surprisingly conservative "bisexual" (will never touch a man in his life and only dates alt women)
>>34013672
Cute but autistic (and thus lonely) guy who plays a lot of Roblox
>>34013757
Annoying and ill-intentioned stoner
>>34015634
"Oreo" who is ashamed of being black

>>33989760 (OP)
Metal head
>>33989983
Goofy guy
>>33990491
Cat woman
>>33990519
Old metal head
>>33990536
Fish stare

>>33992632
Evil gypsy
>>33992905
Goblino chad
>>33992975
Acne issue
>>33993133
Milk woman
>>33994933
Wavy hair

>>33994972
Drug dealer
>>33995008
Mongoloid
>>33996669
Black mongoloid
>>34001390
Guy who sounds like chipmunk
>>34007140
Swag hermione from harry potter

>>34007237
Country boy
>>34007663
Geek
>>34013672
Guy trapped inside a body of a lesbian
>>34013757
Sweaty face
>>34015634
Ghetto

>>33993133
Loves Erin Hunter and the Warriors series

Wet hair
Don't mind

>>33994933
Glasses twin!! Hihi(*＾▽＾*) I assume you do smth creative like writting fanfiction.
>>33993133
You'd give really bad advice trying to be helpful.( ﾟーﾟ)
>>34007140
Your nice to girls and they think ur flirting.
>>34007237
Young....girls....

>>34025320
I'm too jaded from this site to believe this is real

>>34025626
WHAT YOU MEAYN

>>34025707
That when seeing someone this pretty post my first thought, well maybe second since deciding upon "pretty" would count as a first, is whether it's a larp or catfish or something else other than just someone selfposting. As I said, too jaded from this site.

captcha: 8w8

>>34026609
Its me reallyy and thank you so much!!<3

You can dm me on discord: zuziaohio

>>34025320
Stays exclusively on rate threads and only rates other women, has one good picture she uses on them. Probably 20 pounds heavier than she lets on. Uses the word girlie and adds extra y's and I's to all her words if the context allows it. Comes off as bubbly and sweet but is easily bored. Has an anime gif for every scenario.

>>34027563
That's kinda wholesome ngll

>>34027657
Do you have a fat dumper and can you post it.

I'm not going to goon to it or anything, I'm just very dead inside.

>>34027698
IM NOT SHOWING MY ASS THERE . (ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)

>>34025320
transgender lesbian, tumblr user. nosey and is always inquiring about other people's affairs.
>>33989760 (OP)
asthmatic and can't swim.
>>33992632
is into esotheric literature and aleister crowley. has read the satanic bible
>>33994933
fujoshi, writes lemon fanfics on ao3. probably good at cooking and knows what a bergamot is. her mom is a school teacher and favorite drink is boba tea

!!

>>33992975
Had robbed at least one liquor store in his life

>>34007663
hads never eaten a vegetable

>>34027951
Age?

hi

>>34027951
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO

>>33990491
Strange eyes, torpid iris’s alluding to your birthing you at a hospital… under lights filled with so much contempt and duress
I like your pretty eyes
>>33992632
Strange eyes, a face rather amorphous akin to something drawn up by a woman reading a very old book
>>33992905
Insipid
>>34007140
Estonian college student now living in America after the divorce of her parents
>>34025320
Wet hair not from water, maybe something much more dense and puerile

>>34027880
I was right on the money about the 20 lbs heavier thing

Give me your discord so I can bully you

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? cccxyy.847

>>34037952
holy qt

assumption: you got groomed on discord at 12 and say the n word go on 4chan and post chudjak memes

>>34037952
what character is that dakimakura of?

>>34037952
also based bring me to the horizon shirt

>>34037966
ruby kurosawa

>>34037952
Nothing too ostentatious, torpid eyes like many others and a insipid nose

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? hoiyo83