* song to the tune of 'Oh, Christmas Tree'*

Log factory
Log factory
I got a job at
The log factory

In the future, the assembly line production of synthetic human feces will fuel the US economy, and put America back on top again, eventually becoming it's own new-age religion, and the dozens of Log Factories erected across the country will be considered churches, where parishioners work for free while chanting the mystic mantra "EACH HIT AND EYE"...

..... Trust me

It's not going anywhere
......... And that's why i'm so honored to have witnessed it during my lifetime