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8/2/2025, 10:35:23 PM
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Unironically in my childhood.
My mom used to tell me that little gnomes come to people at night, and poop in their mouth, so that's why I have to brush my teeth in the morning. I was fucking terrified and every morning for some time I'd try to look for gnome shit in my mouth.
If I ever have kids I am definitely reusing that story and leaving my kids with a fear of the shit gnomes.
Unironically in my childhood.
My mom used to tell me that little gnomes come to people at night, and poop in their mouth, so that's why I have to brush my teeth in the morning. I was fucking terrified and every morning for some time I'd try to look for gnome shit in my mouth.
If I ever have kids I am definitely reusing that story and leaving my kids with a fear of the shit gnomes.
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