>>528921242
You can goon to this angry little dinosaur with boobs. Is this commentary on the state of gamedev? Yes.

Gargabelle:
I am Gargabelle! An angry, weird-looking character who weirdos fall in love with!

Gargabelle:
Are you a weirdo? Will you fall in love with me?

Gargabelle:
Just so you know before we smooch, I eat my lovers. It's the only sustenance I am able to process.

Gargabelle:
It is a cursed existence.

Guardguy:
Scary! ;_;

Babe:
I get it, but you are not allowed to get close to the hero. I do not need competition.

Gargabelle:
I am a maneater, not a man stealer. The blue man looks tasty though…

Guardguy:
!!!

Guardguy:
Is this the beginning of my popular phase?

Babe:
No. No one will ever love you.