>>530768531
>this general is full of porn addicts
... It's Splatoon, bruh. Like half the appeal of this franchise is the hot cephalopods doing cute things. This is a gooner IP, and you're kind of insane to think otherwise.

>make game
>the gameplay is solid, but it needs something to create a loyal following
>add appealing aesthetics
>add lore
>hm, needs one more thing
>add lewd semi-chibi betentacled women
>empire achieved
Welp.