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As Gigachad knocks on the heavy dungeon door, it suddenly blasts open with a thunderous force, launching him backward into the damp stone wall. From the swirling dust and splinters emerges a wild-eyed, half-naked goblin, screeching like a lunatic, its wiry frame glistening with sweat. It stomps forward in a frenzied rage, brandishing a rusted blade in one hand—while the other hand clutches his ragged buldged loincloth doing a poor job concealing a disturbingly oversized, chubby growth that swings with every step like some grotesque badge of honor.

Chode Goblin
> STR: 1
> AGI: 0
> WILL: 0
> TOUGH: 2
> HP: 3

> Weapon: 1-handed Rusty Dagger
Armor: None
Items: None
Gold: 2

>Attack Chode Goblin?
>Dodge and try to run away?
>Shit yourself and hope the smell runs off the Chode Goblin?