>Gets impaled through the chest by a spear
Alright, easy (-5 HP)
>Gets poisoned and insides are melting from acid
Just a scratch bro (-2 HP)
>Skeleton spills wine
AIIIEEEEE NOT THE WINE NOOOO (+70 stress)
>Pig farts
THE SHEER INCOMPREHENSIBLE HORROR (+100 stress)
Dude is on death's door
Dude's will is tested - Sadist!
Dude slits his own wrists
*dies*

Why are all lovecraftian inspired games retarded like this?