>be me
>spaniard
>want to visit Italy on vacation
>book Ryanair for 12€
>no visa or passport needed
>walk through airport security like it’s my living room
>land in Milan in 2 hours
>no border control
>no questions
>literally just walk out of the airport like I flew domestic
>spend the weekend eating pasta in Palermo

meanwhile, in burgerland
>“Goin’ abroad, y’all!”
>it’s a weekend trip to Niagara Falls
>spends 3 hours in TSA line being fondled by a guy named Chad
>after the fifth rectal inspection, finally crosses into Canada
>cries when they measure everything in kilometers
>calls 911 because someone said “socialized healthcare” unironically
>orders a burger, gets mad it's in French on the menu
>“Canadians are weird, man. Real different culture.”
>flies back home
>dies shot by a pack of wild niggers

freedom of speech or something

>votes against Israel and the US regarding Israel's genocide against the palestinian people
>immediately backs Israel when they decided that they want to do another regime change war
What changed exactly?

Learning French and German( a little bit of Italian too) but the hardest thing to go through is how absolutely boring these guys and their media outputs are compared to Americans and Asians. Just some really old irrelevant books and historical documentaries about killing each other over religion. That’s really all you got? What do you guys even do aside from watching football? A lot of other Japanese are complaining about this too. Just a cultural snooze fest where you are supposed to have no ambitions and playfulness and die. Depressing.