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7/7/2025, 6:33:17 PM
Jesus saves!!!
>Drowns..
Nnnoooooo!!! Not like that!! not fair.
>Should have worshipped a floatation device instead
Jesus walks on water.
>Where can I learn this useful skill?
*drowns*
>Drowns..
Nnnoooooo!!! Not like that!! not fair.
>Should have worshipped a floatation device instead
Jesus walks on water.
>Where can I learn this useful skill?
*drowns*
6/29/2025, 8:29:13 AM
>>509014830
God won't force you into anything. BUT...! You WILL fucking SUFFER horribly, if you do not comply. HOWEVER, it's not gods fault. YOU, are the one who fucked up, WHEN GOD HIMSELF, created SATAN, who by the way rules the world but the world should still be REPOPULATED by christian couples because god said FCK IT, RUN THE EXPERIMENT!!! I DON'T HAVE THE MANNA TO REDO THIS SHIT!!!
Uuhhh... I forgot what I was getting at. But the point is, god already knows the answers, but he needs to watch it happen and record it for legal reasons for when he files you away for eternity into the hellvoid for not understanding clearly whether you were supposed to worship MODERN jews, BIBLE jews, or the CHEWS.
God won't force you into anything. BUT...! You WILL fucking SUFFER horribly, if you do not comply. HOWEVER, it's not gods fault. YOU, are the one who fucked up, WHEN GOD HIMSELF, created SATAN, who by the way rules the world but the world should still be REPOPULATED by christian couples because god said FCK IT, RUN THE EXPERIMENT!!! I DON'T HAVE THE MANNA TO REDO THIS SHIT!!!
Uuhhh... I forgot what I was getting at. But the point is, god already knows the answers, but he needs to watch it happen and record it for legal reasons for when he files you away for eternity into the hellvoid for not understanding clearly whether you were supposed to worship MODERN jews, BIBLE jews, or the CHEWS.
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