>>149565450
The original didn't have the Jew edited into it. He was just a conspiracy theorist and it was supposed to sound like crazy-talk back 20 years ago and all of those things actually having a single underlying explanation probably didn't even cross the writer's minds.

Other things "crazy" things he's said include
>JFK was shot by a magic bullet forged by illuminati mystics
>The true purpose of aglets on shoe laces is "sinister"
>Fluoride renders teeth detectable via satellite
>Baskin-Robbins secretly has 32 flavors

But he also has a very deadpan style of humor that makes it hard to tell if he's being serious or not.