>Drop Final Fantasy patch on Magic Arena
>All the cards are underwhelming
>No one wants to play them
>NOOO, THIS CANNOT BE, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE FINAL FANTASY TOURISTS?
>Ban the centerpieces of the top 5 decks in the game
>Go full scorched earth on the entire fucking format
>All so that Final Fantasy Timmies can play their gay Sephiroths and Terras
Cringe as fuck

>Open MTG Arena to get a screenshot to talk about the game.
>See this

NO!

NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lmfao these motherfuckers literally banned all the good decks in Standard, what the fuck?

Ok, sure, they got my beloved Heartfire Hero and Monstrous Rage, I get that. I made a post about it just yesterday: >>714058227

I can even kind of understand Cori-Steel Cutter. Though it seems a bit premature.

Up the Beanstalk is a very annoying card. Weird but ok.

BUT ABUELO'S AWAKENING? REALLY? OMNISCIENCE COMBO IS A BIG ISSUE?

THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH?

HOPELESS FUCKING NIGHTMARE? ARE YOU INSANE?

This is obviously Wizards just going scorched earth to make sure that the little timmies get to play their Final Fantasy cards. Gay as fuck.