>>81896041
>Years ago, living with parents
>Mum starts a retarded argument with me
>Turns into a big stupid fight
>Completely crush her with facts, logic, AND emotions all at once while remaining perfectly calm
>Tell her that I don't want to argue anymore because we are both getting too emotional (I wasn't being emotional but I gave her an out)
>She is so devastated that she threatens to call the police if I don't leave the house
>She is screaming and spitting and flailing her limbs
>Talk to my dad, he says I should leave just in case she is serious
>Go hang out at the house of a chick I am fucking at the time until things call over
>Mum proceeds to call EVERYONE she knows
>Friends, family, coworkers
>Bitches about me to all of them
>She is so irrational and retarded that every single one of them takes my side
>After a couple of days she eats crow and just admits that she was in the wrong
I know it sounds made up, but man, I think it was the ONLY time in her life that she actually admitted she was in the wrong for anything, and it was only because she completely lost her shit about basically nothing. It was kind of a growing moment for her.